Friday, Nov 3, 2006
According to the latest predictions by many media sources, it says the DemoRats will pick up 35 to 40 house seats on Tuesday. By that it means they will easily take control of the House by a more than razor-thin margin.
Happy dance on the streets of Washington D.C.
Why you may ask? Well most of you are two young to remember the last DemoRat controlled congress, so let me fill you in. IT'S FUNNY AS ALL HELL. These guys fight each other a lot dirtier than they ever will the opposition (yes the Republicans are still a national party...for now). I wouldn't at all be surprised to see a killing or an attempted one within the first 6 months of a Dem controlled congress.
Happy dance on the streets of Washington D.C.
With the house almost assuredly going Dem (along with possibly the Senate), Let me take this time to make some predictions.
Predictions:
1. Tom "Money Laundering" DeLay will come to realize he's been misled by the conservative party idealogues and switch sides to become the new Democratic Majority Leader (don't ask me to explain how.)
2. Pat Robertson will have a coronary while reading the latest election results on Tuesday night during the "Pat Robertson and Wothless Son Insanity Hour." As a side note, after a full recovery he'll predict America will feel the rath of god after voting the DemoRats back in office.And nothing of note will ever occur.
3. Ann **** and Sean "Losing" Sanity will announce on air that they are soulless repug leeches and will promptly switch party alliances. No one will care.
4. Louisanna Rep. William Jefferson's house will again be raided by the FBI. They'll again hundreds of thousands of dollars in his freezer and he'll continue to claim that he has a good reason for it being there. But refuses to let anyone else in on the secret.
5. Fat drug addict Rush Limbaugh will continue to snort pills on air and attack innocent people with disabilities. Mostly due to the fact that's he's a media whore with no soul.
6. Air America Radio will immerge from bankrupcy and become the most powerful media empire in the nation. Sorry I was feeling dizzy and nauseaus when I wrote that. I'm better now.
7. Paul Zahn and Wolf Blitzer will announce they have wed in a secret ceremony in upstate long island (umm ok). And they are expecting a child. It'll be a boy named Wolf Blitzer Zahn (repeat it over a few times fast), that way ever time he says his name you'll know is daddy is on tv. No one will care.
8. And finally...Faux News will become a REAL news network (ok stop laughing already...it COULD happen).
Go vote on Tuesday.
Happy dance on the streets of Washington D.C.
Why you may ask? Well most of you are two young to remember the last DemoRat controlled congress, so let me fill you in. IT'S FUNNY AS ALL HELL. These guys fight each other a lot dirtier than they ever will the opposition (yes the Republicans are still a national party...for now). I wouldn't at all be surprised to see a killing or an attempted one within the first 6 months of a Dem controlled congress.
Happy dance on the streets of Washington D.C.
With the house almost assuredly going Dem (along with possibly the Senate), Let me take this time to make some predictions.
Predictions:
1. Tom "Money Laundering" DeLay will come to realize he's been misled by the conservative party idealogues and switch sides to become the new Democratic Majority Leader (don't ask me to explain how.)
2. Pat Robertson will have a coronary while reading the latest election results on Tuesday night during the "Pat Robertson and Wothless Son Insanity Hour." As a side note, after a full recovery he'll predict America will feel the rath of god after voting the DemoRats back in office.And nothing of note will ever occur.
3. Ann **** and Sean "Losing" Sanity will announce on air that they are soulless repug leeches and will promptly switch party alliances. No one will care.
4. Louisanna Rep. William Jefferson's house will again be raided by the FBI. They'll again hundreds of thousands of dollars in his freezer and he'll continue to claim that he has a good reason for it being there. But refuses to let anyone else in on the secret.
5. Fat drug addict Rush Limbaugh will continue to snort pills on air and attack innocent people with disabilities. Mostly due to the fact that's he's a media whore with no soul.
6. Air America Radio will immerge from bankrupcy and become the most powerful media empire in the nation. Sorry I was feeling dizzy and nauseaus when I wrote that. I'm better now.
7. Paul Zahn and Wolf Blitzer will announce they have wed in a secret ceremony in upstate long island (umm ok). And they are expecting a child. It'll be a boy named Wolf Blitzer Zahn (repeat it over a few times fast), that way ever time he says his name you'll know is daddy is on tv. No one will care.
8. And finally...Faux News will become a REAL news network (ok stop laughing already...it COULD happen).
Go vote on Tuesday.
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