I managed to secure the username "Chris" over at Giant Bomb. I can't say that I'll be frequenting that site more than this one or vice versa but if anyone wants to be my friend over there feel free to invite me.
http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/Chris/
It feels kinda strange having a username like Chris. I've always bothered with alias's and, ofcourse, Chris is usually taken by some @sshole who doesn't use it. But HAH! Now I am that @sshole.