Merry Christmas an happy holidays everyone.

Woah! Thats an dramatic headline but really at my blog recently it was like at the cemetery. Well here I am "back from the Dead" just chilling like usually and been wondering what have been my friends doing at gamespot. So I decided to write an post "" in the sunny and dry desert I found an oasis" sayd an famous philosopher. Well generaly at the time when I was absent I was doing much sports and finishing my school exams. I had a lot of fun and gonna have more beacuse its summer people. Going to the beach later and when I come back gonna play some nfs prostreet. If anyone has some questions for me just shoot?!

Gonna make the next post soon. I promise you wont gonna have to wait to christmas for it. Later people!

Its the time of the year thats coming and we have to have some laughs.

Bob is in the army. After 4 months of being in the army, his girlfriend sent him a letter saying she'd slept with 2 guys since he'd left and wanted to break-up and all the pictures he had of her sent back. So Bob did what any other American would do. He went around to all his army buddies and asked for pictures of girls they wouldn't mind giving up. He then took all the pictures, some decent, some X-rated, and put them in a big envelope to send to his girlfriend with a note saying "I don't remember you. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

An elderly man was driving down the freeway when his cell phone rang.

He answered it and it was his wife. She said, "Be careful, honey! I heard on the news that there is a car driving backwards on the freeway!"

The elderly man responds, "It's not just one car... it's all of them!!!"

yuuk!

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This is crazy dude!!!

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