Back in black!

I hit the sack!

I've been too long and I'm glad to be back!

Maybe you remember me, maybe you don't. But as of now, that's your problem. Because I'm back from being a POW in Australia, after I was transferred from Canada. Yes, these two peaceful countries have hatched a plot to overthrow every other country in the world with the use of yellow water pistols manufactured in Mexico.

But what has been going on? Secret things. Very secret. But not much has changed, although now I have Firefox over Internet Explorer, which is a huge improvement, by the way. My computer continues to deteriorate into an even greater state of crappiness, Giant Bomb.com bores me although it has a better review system, and I started watching The Daily Show and Scrubs and the new season of Burn Notice. Oh, and I now realize how awesome Journey is.

That's all that's changed, though. Same old End Boss, same old. But the most important thing is that the king has returned. The king of what? The king of rambling on in a blog that could have easily gotten to the point in the first sentence.