I seriously hate Tom Cruise. WTF is he doing in a Samarai movie. The Japanese would turn him into sushi, taste it and be like, this is disgusting. They\'d then send it to China who would slap a sticker on it that says \"We Swear. We didn\'t make...
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I seriously hate Tom Cruise. WTF is he doing in a Samarai movie. The Japanese would turn him into sushi, taste it and be like, this is disgusting. They\'d then send it to China who would slap a sticker on it that says \"We Swear. We didn\'t make this\". The Chinese would put it in a box and send it on a boat to America. The boat sinks. The fish are like \"Well it looks like sushi and smells like sushi, but it\'s not sushi.\" Another fish would say \"Then we can eat it right?\" The other fish would respond, \"I wouldn\'t take the chance\". A worker on the ship would be swimming around and find the sushi box. He knows his only chance to live is to float on the box, and maybe eat some sushi. He says \"Forget this\" and he drowns. The box eventually lands in Mexico. Two mexicans stare at the box and say \"Oh... I so hungry.... Eh Mi amigo yo quiero unas comida! They both decide that it would be better to drink some Mexican water. They dress it up as an alien and put it near the border where guards shoot it and decide finally, that it\'s not worth the ammo. The box ends up in Texas where a group of cowboys rope it and open it. Chuck Norris comes by and looks at the box. He yells to them to not eat the sushi. He roundhouse kicks the box as pieces of sushi fly all over. They decide to evacuate Texas and put the remaining pieces in New Orleans while Katrina edges closer. Katrina takes one look at the box and turns around.

Seriously.... I think Fall Out Boy may have potential. They just need a new singer, bassist, guitarist, and drummer. hahahaha. They\\\'re emo. Emo kids are bad for America. They encourage too much sorrow. You can\\\'t understand a word Stump says....
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Seriously.... I think Fall Out Boy may have potential. They just need a new singer, bassist, guitarist, and drummer. hahahaha. They\\\'re emo. Emo kids are bad for America. They encourage too much sorrow. You can\\\'t understand a word Stump says. If you\\\'d like to see and attempt at understanding them I have this right here:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4068767512452275304&q=Fall+Out+BOy
and
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3247590424922482427&q=Fall+Out+BOy
and
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7063184703391552486&q=Fall+Out+BOy

So you fans go waste your time listening to Fall Out Boy. They should give up.

Well Not exactly my hero. That'd be Mr. DeVito. Forget cowbell! I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Walken! He's a great dancer too (See Fatboy Slim video "Weapon of Choice:). Let's see. Joe Dirt: Hilarious. Cowbell sketch: Funny. A...
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Well Not exactly my hero. That'd be Mr. DeVito. Forget cowbell! I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Walken! He's a great dancer too (See Fatboy Slim video "Weapon of Choice:). Let's see. Joe Dirt: Hilarious. Cowbell sketch: Funny. A View to A Kill: Best Villian ever. Defy Christopher Walken and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. I predict that Walken is awesome. He's the greatest Dancing Trivial Psychic, Bond Villian, Record Producer...... I NEED MORE COWBELL! He's better than Tom Cruise! haha. And Brad Pitt. Who else? He's way better than Angelina Jolie.

This man makes more sense than the people who review him. I'll give him that. He said something about people having bad taste, and that he's not good-looking. He may have dropped out, but he's smarter than you people. The word of the day is...
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This man makes more sense than the people who review him. I'll give him that. He said something about people having bad taste, and that he's not good-looking. He may have dropped out, but he's smarter than you people. The word of the day is "sellout". They're music isn't goood anymore. 1990 Billie was so much cooler. Take two pictures. 1990: Less Makeup. 2005: Three pounds of makeup (or more). Boulevard of Broken Dreams is stealing my sanity. I hate that song so much. It's a bad influence on children. All it is is depressing. And in Holiday. Look at all the scenes of them drinking and vomiting. Massive Alcohol Consumption is not something to encourage. You should all wise up and listen to real music.