Surprise, Surprise, I should say seeing that it has been a whole month since I mingled with my fellow GSers. I can not be on for long because I am ridiculously busy today (it's a holiday), but I just wanted to write a blog at least to announce my return. Hopefully, I can start entering the unions tonight or possibly tomorrow. My leave, although away from GS, was a magnificent one. I am sad to see it go, but I'm glad I can be apart of GS again. I have so many post to read I'm kind of nervous to even see them, and I know the SKS has way too many because the activity is busting at the seams. I nearly felt it coming from my laptop

Well I'm not really a person of words so I guess I'll leave you with a good laugh, enjoy:

BUSHISMS VOL.1

Our American President

"We're going to -- we'll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon to help implement the malaria initiative, and that initiative will mean spreading nets and insecticides throughout the country so that we can see a reduction in death of young children that -- a death that we can cure." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 18, 2007

(Is there a cure for death? He must know something we don't)

"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

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"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006

(Oh Really?)

Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." --interview with CNBC's Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006

(Google? )

"This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th." --George W. Bush, on the fiscal year that ended on Sept. 30, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006

(Throughout my odd years of living I have never witnessed a February 30th)

"The Patriot Act has increased the flow of information within our government and it has helped break up terrorist cells in the United States of America. And the United States Congress was right to renew the terrorist act -- the Patriot Act." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. , Sept. 7, 2006

( )

You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

(Really? So you're telling me the war is for nothing Mr. President?)

"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

( I don't think he knew what tide turning meant)

"I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2006

(???? )

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms2006.htm

Oh Bush, how you make us laugh until we weep. Our economy is in the danger zone and the next Great Depression is near, but in a time of a crisis you put a smile on our faces.

So long everyone,

The1-thtgotaway