No turning back! Last ditch effort! All or nothing!

This is it, I've had enough! This computer has pushed me too far! I've had no system sounds and internet based sounds for 6+ Months! There is virtually no cure for this affliction! I have talked to every technical support guru and Microsft techncian across the island and I cannot solve this problem! So I'm pulling out all the stops and I'm going to reformat my hard drive, which may not seem like much to some people, but for me its a big deal. Last time I did this an error occured and I would have had to pay big money to get it fixed if my warranty would have expired. It expired the next day, I got bloody lucky with that one. So today I'll be preparing my backup cd's, pending re-installing my burning software which some how expired! I payed for a life time of burning privelidges! Not 4 months! May computer salesmen and all technical support staff rot in hell! Excluding the fine people down at Bioware and Capcom who have never failed to rectify a problem I have faced..

I can sense an evil pressence inside my house twisting it's way through the winding corridors, squeezing through the very cracks in the walls, trying to impede my progress. Wish me luck! I'm going to need it!