Wow. I cannot believe this. I'm watching the Teen choice awards right now and Miley Cyrus just performed "It's a party in the USA" and she acted like a total stripper. First off, she came out of a foam trailer. WOW. Then as we all cleared our eyes after an epilepsy-inducing light show me and my sister had to gasp. Miley Cyrus was doing the unthinkable. She was weaing a fur coat (not too bad) but under that, a leopard top with a VERY deep V. Thank goodness her hair covered everything. On top of that her shorts were so short you could've sworn that she was riding a wedgie. When the song began we even saw the backup dancers. All wearing deep V tops or bikinis. Yea, i know. Horrible. As the song kept going, some guy wheeled out an ice cream truck with a pole on it, and Miley Cyrus immediately started pole dancing. I think i might die. And to think she has her own TV show and video games (yea, that's probably the only correlation to Gamespot this has). I shudder in horror after thinking about her "tribute to Britney Spears" that's scheduled to happen after the commercial break. If i don't come back alive, remember me fellow gamers. It's so horrible i might just have to NOT WATCH. Oh gosh, it's back on.