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I'm busy preparing several videos at the moment: my followup on Final Fantasy VII: Blue Balls For Squall, a super-secret videogame review, and my Hate Mail Special. But then I figured, why not...
Iron Eagle Synopsis: When compared to Top Gun , Iron Eagle is the lesser-known, much much worse movie. Instead of a narrative or the relatively strong acting...
The funniest part of Tideland is video preface on the DVD where director Terry Gilliam confesses that most people are going to hate his movie. But what bothers me is his "big famous auteur"...
Night Watch Synopsis: How pumped would you be to see medieval armies clashing using werewolves as shock troops? Alas, this is not meant to be, because Night Watch's...
This episode tackles the most annoying of all minigames: the thirty hour sidequest known as Triple Triad. Everyone's doing it! It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Here's a little update I made on YouTube regarding my status and how I've spent some of my time. It features a preview of a project I scrapped: Skull & Bones.
They're back, and Krynn needs the Spoony One more than ever! Check it out!
You want drawing footage? I got your drawing footage RIGHT HERE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1njLpZDfUCQ We need to enact Fanboy Apocalypse Scenario B, the Square Contingency! We're in for a siege, so I want flame units on the walls and cauldrons of...
My complaint e-mail, submitted to the City of Mesa Library's online suggestion box: Your online catalogue is, in a single word, TERRIBLE. I have no idea what you've done to make searching...
This review of The Thing is brought to you by Quaker Oats. Wilford Brimley reminds you to check your blood sugar, and you check it often! Fight diabeetus!...
Synopsis: There are many bad movies in this world, but few have the ability to make you feel truly stupider for having watched it. Uwe Boll can only inspire to incompetence of this magnitude....
Following two surgeries and doped-out on prescription painkillers, The Spoony One returns to face his own private Apocalypse on the Atari 2600, the argued worst game ever made, E.T. The...
Okay, As I was saying, I recently had all four of my wisdom teeth removed and due to some complications, was forced to undergo a second oral surgery and have been in considerable pain since then. ...
I'm beginning to feel much better now, though I'm still coasting by on painkillers and antibiotics. I predict about four days until I'm eating normally and able to move about without being in a...
I'll be turning the reins of power over to Lurker temporarily, as I'm having all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow and will undoubtedly be incapacitated and unable to properly rant at...
It's my first ever video review, on the hardest NES game ever made, The Adventures of Bayou Billy! Enjoy! Or not! Part 1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDfdCJQs3rI) Part 2...
Talk about a bait-and-switch! I got suckered in by the coolest game title ever, only to find that it has nothing to do with samurai OR zombies. Instead it involves the epic struggle between a...
Witness one of the most broken, pointless, and frustrating RPGs ever to blight the world: AD&D - Heroes of the Lance, a game with broken hit detection, unforgivably bad graphics, and the cheapest...
It doesn't get any grander than the licensed videogame where Kevin Costner squeezed into his tights and plucked up a longbow to kick ass in the name of the proletariat! Let's take a blast back to...
I'm busy preparing several videos at the moment: my followup on Final Fantasy VII: Blue Balls For Squall, a super-secret videogame review, and my Hate Mail Special. But then I figured, why not...
Posted Jun 5, 2007 12:33 pm PT
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Iron Eagle review online!Iron Eagle Synopsis: When compared to Top Gun , Iron Eagle is the lesser-known, much much worse movie. Instead of a narrative or the relatively strong acting...
Posted Jun 4, 2007 2:04 am PT
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Tideland ReviewThe funniest part of Tideland is video preface on the DVD where director Terry Gilliam confesses that most people are going to hate his movie. But what bothers me is his "big famous auteur"...
Posted May 28, 2007 12:15 am PT
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Night Watch movie revivewNight Watch Synopsis: How pumped would you be to see medieval armies clashing using werewolves as shock troops? Alas, this is not meant to be, because Night Watch's...
Posted May 24, 2007 12:46 pm PT
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Final Fantasy VIII Review (Part 3) - Triple PenetrationThis episode tackles the most annoying of all minigames: the thirty hour sidequest known as Triple Triad. Everyone's doing it! It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Posted May 15, 2007 8:51 pm PT
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Skull & Bones - Not such a good idea.Here's a little update I made on YouTube regarding my status and how I've spent some of my time. It features a preview of a project I scrapped: Skull & Bones.
Posted May 5, 2007 1:07 pm PT
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AD&D: Dragons of Flame Review - The Heroes of the Lance are BACK!!They're back, and Krynn needs the Spoony One more than ever! Check it out!
Posted May 5, 2007 1:05 pm PT
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Final Fantasy VIII Review - Part 2You want drawing footage? I got your drawing footage RIGHT HERE!
Posted Apr 6, 2007 12:49 am PT
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Final Fantasy VIII Review - Part 1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1njLpZDfUCQ We need to enact Fanboy Apocalypse Scenario B, the Square Contingency! We're in for a siege, so I want flame units on the walls and cauldrons of...
Posted Apr 6, 2007 12:46 am PT
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The City of Mesa Library's Online Catalogue is AWFUL.My complaint e-mail, submitted to the City of Mesa Library's online suggestion box: Your online catalogue is, in a single word, TERRIBLE. I have no idea what you've done to make searching...
Posted Mar 11, 2007 12:39 pm PT
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Spoony Experiment - The Thing (PC)This review of The Thing is brought to you by Quaker Oats. Wilford Brimley reminds you to check your blood sugar, and you check it often! Fight diabeetus!...
Posted Mar 3, 2007 3:15 pm PT
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Spoony Movie Rant - Turkish Star WarsSynopsis: There are many bad movies in this world, but few have the ability to make you feel truly stupider for having watched it. Uwe Boll can only inspire to incompetence of this magnitude....
Posted Mar 3, 2007 3:13 pm PT
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Spoony Videogame Rant - E.T. for the Atari 2600Following two surgeries and doped-out on prescription painkillers, The Spoony One returns to face his own private Apocalypse on the Atari 2600, the argued worst game ever made, E.T. The...
Posted Mar 3, 2007 3:11 pm PT
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As I was saying...Okay, As I was saying, I recently had all four of my wisdom teeth removed and due to some complications, was forced to undergo a second oral surgery and have been in considerable pain since then. ...
Posted Feb 10, 2007 1:35 am PT
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Health updateI'm beginning to feel much better now, though I'm still coasting by on painkillers and antibiotics. I predict about four days until I'm eating normally and able to move about without being in a...
Posted Feb 9, 2007 1:37 am PT
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Stepping down temporarily because of surgery.I'll be turning the reins of power over to Lurker temporarily, as I'm having all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow and will undoubtedly be incapacitated and unable to properly rant at...
Posted Feb 6, 2007 9:04 am PT
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Spoony Videogame Rant: The Adventures of Bayou Billy (NSFW)It's my first ever video review, on the hardest NES game ever made, The Adventures of Bayou Billy! Enjoy! Or not! Part 1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDfdCJQs3rI) Part 2...
Posted Jan 31, 2007 1:10 pm PT
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Spoony Videogame Rant - Samurai Zombie NationTalk about a bait-and-switch! I got suckered in by the coolest game title ever, only to find that it has nothing to do with samurai OR zombies. Instead it involves the epic struggle between a...
Posted Jan 31, 2007 12:48 pm PT
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Spoony Videogame Rant: Heroes of the Lance (NSFW)Witness one of the most broken, pointless, and frustrating RPGs ever to blight the world: AD&D - Heroes of the Lance, a game with broken hit detection, unforgivably bad graphics, and the cheapest...
Posted Jan 31, 2007 12:47 pm PT
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Spoony Videogame Rant - Robin Hood: Prince of ThievesIt doesn't get any grander than the licensed videogame where Kevin Costner squeezed into his tights and plucked up a longbow to kick ass in the name of the proletariat! Let's take a blast back to...
Posted Jan 31, 2007 12:43 pm PT
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