"...they're invented in boardrooms by souless, self-aggrandizing executives looking to make a fast buck by tricking you into thinking you might actually have fun playing their latest science fiction themed action thrill ride -- but this is the reality: this here, in fact, clearly could have been game of the year material just weeks ago, as evidenced alone by the slight shift in the frontalis, coupled by the abnormal tension in the zygomaticus."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwfnzZVYiSI

I can't believe my luck.

I get home with my copy of Halo 3. I am ashamed a bit to admit that I am excited and affected by all of the hype. I grab a beer, get ready to settle in for a fun night and fire up the Xbox to see...

the three red rings of death

Nooooooooooooo!

Man, what HORRIBLE timing. A box is on its way for a return shipment. I think someone is trying to tell me something.

..and still is 100% unique amongst the machinery:

awesome work Roland and Rolls. the buttermelt in FULL effect.