well i couldnt think of any other title but anyway

***SPOILER***

ITS THE 1ST DAY OF AUGUST WOOOOOOOO anyway

um its wednesday...um...Hannibal Rising is an crazy ass book love it tho ^^

Bill Maher New Rules:

1.The compliacted teh Starbucksks order, the bigger the @$$hole. If u walk into a Starbucks and order a

decaf grande half-soy hlf-low-fat-iced-vanialla double shot gingerbread cappuccino extra dry light ice wit 1 Sweet'N Low and 1 NutraSweet......ur a huge @$$hole.

If ur this much of a conrol freak about coffe, u must be really unbearable when it comes to somthin important, like a Danish

2.Stop bringing out DVD's so soon. I'm still ingoring u in the threater

3.Cornbread isnt bread. Its cake. ^^

4.Former drug addicts and alchoholics have to stop sayin, " I almost died." No. Cancer survivors almoost died. U almost had too good a time.

5.Cut the Shnizzle. We all know its hilarioius wen white ppl-especially old ladies- talk "street" on TV, but early reports indicaye that every single network sitcom this season will featurew at least one 8-year-old kid saying "shnizzle". Attention all real rappers-u have guns for a reason. Use them

6. The President must stop saying that Osama Bin laden "can run but he can't hide." Boy, can he hide. We can't find him with cruise missiles,satellites, or million-dollar bribes- although, oddly enough, he is reachable through c-l-a-s-s mates.com.

7.Ladies Leave ur eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about ur eyebrows: Do u have 2 of them? Okay, we're done.

8.First Amber Frey was mad that Scott Peterson was married. Then she was ad that he had killed his wife. Theres just no pleaseing ppl.

well theres some jokes and yea ik lavs gonna say u copyied me or somthin o well anyway like always comment or get the fuk off my blog ^^