
My friend was screaming (for a good thing), and then I said "What? Are you having an orgasm? Cause I've been trying to get you in the sack for years!"
She's single, so am I (now I am), and she just all of a sudden kissed me. Guess it was pretty good news, I got to second base ![]()
But I'm confused...are we together?
What would those wishes be for?
1st, I'd ask for at least 10 more wishes ![]()
2nd, I'd ask for immortality
3rd, I'd ask to have Goku's powers or Vegetto's, any anime character who pwns
4th, I'd ask for World Peace
5th, I'd ask for HIV, cancer, AIDS, and any other diseases to be gone
6th, I'd ask for poverty to end
Not sure what I'd so with the rest
I told her I don't like lying, because I think telling the truth in a relationship is very important.
She understood...then we made up...
In a VERY special way ![]()
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My Ratings
| 1. | Burn After Reading |
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| 2. | The Dark Knight |
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| 3. | Beverly Hills Cop |
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| 4. | Bowfinger |
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| 5. | Norbit |
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| 6. | Hancock |
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