Wow, today was weird. asked a math teacher a question, and him being a wise-crack.

This is how it goes.

I was in a study finishing up some geometry homework, and I got stuck on this one part on a problem.

The teacher on that study is this midget asian guy with a humoursly thick accent. His name is Mr. Lei (Lee).

Mr. Lei is a very smart, determined, yet joky, sarcastic...and...somewhat rude teacher.

For one thing, I was up at his desk asking him my question, when I got stuck on it. And he began talking loudly, embarassing me in front of the entire room. The kids in the study were already laughing and not doing homework themselves, but they started paying attention to me and him.

Suddenly, this one smartass kid goes, "Mr. Lei, why're you getting all angry at him?"

The guy replies, "I'm mad because...."

He looks up at me and says, "he's twice my size."

I'm thinking "What? And that's MY fault?"

And the kid responds with, "But....everybody's twice your size."

And then Mr. Lei goes on to say something about my head. He says, "you've got a big head, don't you? You've got a lot of brain cells."

And I say to him, "it isn't MY fault your arms are longer than your legs."

I know what he said wasn't a "insulting" comment, but it wasn't exactly a nice one either. It was quite rude, if you ask me. I don't know, I know my head isn't tiny, I'm six feet. Isn't a person that size not supposed to have a small head? I suppose the thing that makes it look big is my neck. My neck's pretty skinny and stretchy, to be honest. But that doesn't mean it's a HUGE head. C'mon Mr. Lei, just because you don't have a d!ck, doesn't mean you have to be one.