Plumma has triumphed over Gustav. The battle was devastating and the price was great, but he has saved humanity. As Gustav limped upwards the enemy assembled more hurricanes in an all out counterattack. They sent Hanna to the eastern US and now Ike threatens the gulf states.. Oh don't worry... Plumma's ready.

The day of reckoning is coming... The baddest ass dude in the world taking on possibly one of the most badass hurricanes ever. **** is going down soon and the battle will be so terrifying, so dramatic, SO BRUTAL that it will devastate the lands and mow down all in it's vicinity.

Gustav is coming and Plumma has accepted his taunts. The battle will be a costly one. No one is sure who will remain on the top. Thousands are already leaving as the battle looms ever closer. It's advised that you take what you can and leave now for your own sake.

Well it's come. I have a huge hurricane coming and it's got a bullseye on my behind. As of now it's headed straight for me and more than likely I will get hit one way or another. Whether it be head on or slightly to the leftright it doesnt really matter. Already at a category 4, Gustav has the potential to flatten the entire northwestern gulf coast. Given the track record hurricanes have when they hit the gulf, it can very easily strengthen to a category 5 and destroy anything and everything.

I live in southern Louisiana and I've been through many hurricanes before. Even some pretty bad ones but this could be a true killer. As of now we've not made any plans yet. Tomorrow will give me a better idea of where it's headed. If it indeed stays on it's current path and maintains it's intensity then I ain't stayin nowhere around here. We'll definitely lose power for a few days if not over a week so I may not be around anytime soon.

Rita had us out of power for a few days and no gas in sight. Being we live right by I-10 many evacuees pass through and things get pretty chaotic around here. Luckily Katrina BARELY missed us. But luck always runs out at some point...

I'll be sure and write when I am able to but that could be much later. It's expected to hit around Tuesday sometime so after then I'll most likely be MIA for a while. So be sure and be nice while I'm away battling the hurricane to save humanity. Keep your distance because it will cause mass destruction. Just you wait and see. It will be talked about for ages and ages to come...

Don't remind me about Hanah or the other two possibles out there. Gonna be a busy month. >_>

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