Tuesday, Jan 6, 2009
I have two things I want to talk about. I'll do the first one first. Okay so I really need some help with the school talent show. Sadly I'm not doing magic tricks like Doofy. I want to do a comedy act. I need some good jokes though and I'm not exactly sure how to do a comedy act. I wanted to do something different then what most of the students will be doing. They are probably doing stuff like singing and dancing. Both of those I can't do anyways. I love to make people laugh. If anyone (mostly aiming at Tiggertine)here can give me some type of jokes or something so I can get a script done by Friday that would be great. I already got a funny thing from a friend but I don't think I'll use it. Its some homeless cowboy thing. Also today I was helping out in the health room because my third period teacher let me leave so that I can help one of my favorite teachers in the school. When I was done she said that they were going to watch a video about ocd and asked me if I wanted to stay for the rest of the time. I said sure because my third period teacher said I could take the whole period off. I did not watch this tape when I was in health. The teacher said she just recorded it recently so that made sense. There was a guy with ocd that was on the show talking about it. If you have ever watched a show on Nick called Double Dare you might be surprised to find out who this guy is. He was the host. We got to learn about how badly it affected his life. He lives in like the cleanest house ever. Really he does. But all the time he has to clean it. If he see's one little spot its gotta go. Then it got to the part when he said that he had to straiten like every little fringe or what ever they are called. You know those things on the ends of some carpets? I have that same problem with carpets. The fringe thingys can not be crossing. Don't ask why I call them that. A guy that worked around slime can stand messes? That sounds weird. When it got to the carpet thing that brought up in my mind everything I do thats kind of like that. In my house I have three main types of drinking glasses I use for my water and milk. The first two are not colored or anything. One of the uncolored glasses is taller than the other and has more decoration. The other is a little boring but I deal with it. The last type is a clear purple glass. We have four of those. They are my favorite. All of them have to be on the second shelf or I won't use them. They also have to be facing up. If not I turn them face up and won't use it for the rest of that day. I told my mom that we watched a video on ocd and she told me that I have it. I got confused because I did not think my mom noticed stuff like that about me. I said I do? Then she told me thats why you flicker the lights on and off all the time. After hearing that to me it was a releaf. That meant I was not crazy(in that way but I am crazy in many different ways)and that theres not really anything wrong with me that I should be worried about. I guess to other people they might be shocked to find this out about them but I have been dealing with this for my whole life it seems like so I'm happy that I know the name for it. I do not want to get started on how I type(but you know I will). That is a real pain. Really that I have to repeat and delete letters but it always comes out close to the way I want it in the end. You have not seen me type but if you did you would be shocked because my typing does not have much stuff wrong with it in the end when you read it. Theres way to many spelling errors but other than that its okay. If you want I can make a video of me typing and send it to you but no youtube. This would be something privatly sent and stuff. If you did watch a video of me typing you would notice that my biggest problems are the periods at the end of sentances. It seems like I delete and remake them over and over. That is so annoying and theres nothing I can do about it.
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Posted Jan 8, 2009 9:25 am PT
A man had an accident, the doctor talks to the guy's wife.
Woman: How's my husband?
Doctor: From belly to head, no damage.
Woman: What about from belly to feet?
Doctor: No idea. We still haven't got that part!
Woman: How's my husband?
Doctor: From belly to head, no damage.
Woman: What about from belly to feet?
Doctor: No idea. We still haven't got that part!
Posted Jan 8, 2009 9:28 am PT
-How does a little kid know which one is the real Santa if there are 2 Santa Clauses on the house?
-The fake one has got a bag from the market!
-The fake one has got a bag from the market!
Posted Jan 8, 2009 9:29 am PT
sorry i cant help u am as dull as a doorhandle but i might be able to give u one how many cops does it take to screw lightbulb? nonj it turns itself in!...(silence) oh well i hope i helped you!
Posted Jan 8, 2009 9:31 am PT
I thought all the jokes were funny but sadly today was the last day to sign up for auditions. I guess I'm going to have to wait unti next year.
Posted Jan 8, 2009 4:39 pm PT
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There are three stupid guys, No-one, Nobody and Silly.
One day, Silly went to the police department.
Silly: Policeman, policeman! No-one fell onto a hole and Nobody tries to get him out!
Policeman: Are you silly?
Silly: yes.