These are some of the things that annoy me.

-Cell phone hotties. These women get on my nerves. As a security I encounter lots of these. These women tend to always yank out a cell phone the minute they spot you. (Yes, as a security most people who think they are high up on the social ladder believe we are beneath them.) They never dial a number but they are magically talking to someone. If you say hello they either don't reply, reply with an ok, or reply with a hello and then immediately put that cursed phone back to their ears.

-Stupid Bus Passengers. These select group of people just generally get on my nerves. For example, a few people flag down the bus. You then see one of them frantically rushing to get in the bus, quickly getting into a seat and acting as if the seat is going to run away.

-Kids at the movies. Even as a kid, kids annoyed me. Why are there so many annoying kids who continually make noise in the movies? Why do they have to keep moving up and down? Why do they have to throw popcorn at unsuspecting movie viewers? Why o why, do they have to talk through the movie? For the love of bacon, PARENTS PAY SOME BABYSITTER AND KEEP THOSE RUNTS AT HOME, GAH !!!!! Kids are the reason I participate in bootlegging. I'd rather buy a bootlegg copy of the movie and watch it in the serenity of my home than go to the movies at put up with these annoyances. Few movies i'll risk going to the theatre for.

-Wrong age. Daily whiles working, upon first meeting me people often go, "Do you work here?" I reply yes. They then state, "Wow, you look so young, I could have sworn you were 13." This happens far too much, quite frankly I wish it would stop.

-Pet names. Personally I don't mind it if i'm dating the lady, but when women call me names like baby, sweetheart, honey, etc, and i'm not dating them it gets annoying. It's like a tease. "I'm hot, i'm sexy, you want me, but i'm happily married, so you won't get in these jeans."

-Gold diggers. For the hot women with the rich old men you make me sick. Not because your dating him for his riches but because your endangering yourself and me. Whenever someone plans to rob the golf course at work it's always you that they look for and for some strange reason they expect me to protect you. Gah!!!! that! I will take my bowl of corn flakes and leave you there to get robbed! Why won't I help you? Because you are ungrateful, golf cart riding, feet up on the dashboard, fancy shade wearing, never speaking a kind word, money loving whoremongers. There you go, I said it!

-Misconceptions. I'm a security guard not a mechanic but somehow folks believe it's all apart of my job. that! I'll present the situation and maybe you'll understand why I get so annoyed. A ladies car won't start in the parking lot I watch. The person tries for a bit but can't get the car to start. They head over to me asking for assistance, I tell them there is nothing I can do head over by the hotel and seek assistance. Ten minutes later some sorry of a security trots over to my location and asks 'The ladies car broke down, why didn't you help her?'
*BLOODY HELL! I'm stuck in this god forsaken lot for 8 hours, and you come stressing me out with this grief? What the i'm a security guard not a mechanic, does it look like i'm qualified to help anyone out with their car trouble? By the way did you bring something to help her out?*
'No....'
* Hell! Your mother must hate herself for bringing such a stupid son into this world, GAH!!!! *


-Mosquitos. Why o Why must they always bite me? I loose whatever's left of my mind during the nights when I have to watch that god forsaken parking lot. *Bzzz* *Bzzz* *BZZZZ!!!!* *Bite!* One flew into my ears the other night, and it bit me, sad thing is it hurts! They are like little girl scouts intent on selling cookies, annoyingly knocking at your door, asking you too buy their cookies. It annoys me when they overlook others near me and insist on biting me . WHY MUST YOU CONTINUALLY BITE ME!? Alas your only answer is *Bzzz* *Bzzz* *BZZZZ!!!!* *Bite!*