I'M PREGNANT!

Not me, but that's what a girl I used to know back in school told me. The day begins with me coming back from meeting one of my co-workers at the N.I.B. I start walking through my neighbourhood and from afar I see this girl that looks nice [The downside to seeing a girl from afar is when they come up close there is a 50/50 chance of the girl being unattractive]. As she comes closer I start talking to her, but for some reason I don't recognize her immediately [Does this happen to anyone else but me?]. Eventually it hits me who she is, but I still don't notice she is pregnant. Eventually she tells me, and holy *beep*, she got pregnant for a monkey! Then she proclaims that he broke up with her and isn't going to take care of the child tissue :angry:. This has made me sad and gloomy, since she just came out of school last year and already will be a single mother, and the fact that she carries my last name makes me even sadder.