one day i was minding my own buisness, i trip, and hit a woman and she falls on her butt. i said "are you okay" and she said " i'll be fine." Next day i see her again staring at me while i'm eating a sandwich, she looks at me and starts to make hand motions, i thought she looked retarded. but she wasn't she turned my sandwich into a nasty piece of dogfood. she started to laugh. the next day i'm in my room getting dressed i'm only in my boxers, she is staring at me drooling, i was wondering what she was doing but i always have someone looking at me when i dress. anyway she was out there and she made me wear a pink shirt, i was torn apart, i hate pink it is for gay people , and i am not gay. so i went outside and i saw here i went up to her and she kicked me in my balls. it turned out she was my ex-girlfriend. but i wouldn't be silenced with my balls torn apart and a psycho ex-girlfriend it all got worse i play xbox live she is in everygame i play. on the internet, and even when i'm on the john she is near me. so i moved to a new apartment and she leaves me alone because i have a paintball gun.