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As depicted above, the Kirby Ascii Art is truely a representative of Kirby the Hero whereas the Pac-Man Ascii Art looks like a parenthesis with a less than sign.

You obviously see where I am going with this; keyboards the world over provide a better representation of our chosen hero. The keyboard creators had Kirby in mind when they chose which keys would be standard on a QWERTY keyboard.

How can we faithfully pick Pac-Man when generations and generations of keyboards has favored Kirby since their conception.

We can't.

We must pick Kirby, not only because he is the greatest video game hero; but, also as penance for striking the keyboard throughout their existence.

September 4, 2009

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