I'm not much of a dreamer. Or, should I say, I do dream, but almost invariably forget the dream within the first minute after waking up. Only the most bizarre ones stick with me, ingrained in my brain's HDD.

Once I dreamt that I was partaking in a race, like those that take place on city streets, with traffic shut down and all that jazz. Which is a weird thing because I have not run in AGES, and stopped playing football a long time ago, before work and laziness got in the way. But I digress, the thing is that I was there, owning runners left and right with my amazing racing skills, so the race goes on and before long there's only me and another runner, going at it shoulder to shoulder, and the finish line is a short straightaway from us. So I turn my head to take a look at my rival and find out that he is...

Carl Lewis.

Damn. So I increase the pace and start sprinting towards the finish line, and Carl Lewis does the same! And halfway there I start thinking "WTF, that's Carl mother****ing Lewis, you are not going to beat this guy!", but I keep the speed of my sprint, and we're still going shoulder to shoulder until the very end, and neither one seems to lose any speed, aaaaand then I woke up.

I said "Nooooooooooooo!" like Vader and tried to fall asleep again so I could see who won the race, but my next dream was about me sitting in a chinese restaurant waiting for food. And Carl Lewis wasn't there. So I think I might have won that race, and Lewis got back home all bummed because of losing and not wanting to celebrate.

The end.

Do you have weird dreams?