I am speaking to you from THE PAST!

Category: Travel. Time travel, that is.

I hope someone ends up reading these lines, written in a ragged, soiled loincloth.

It's been 3 days now. Unable to communicate. Impaired. My cable company crapped out on me and I'm cable-less and internet-less since forever. My beard hosts strange parasitic creatures, as I try to scrape some nourishment off from trashbags. Yesterday I let a couple of Jehova's Witnesses in to my house, just to have someone to talk to. After a while, they mumbled some weird excuses about being late to a party and took off. I asked them if they would return on monday, but they wouldn't answer. Perhaps my overgrown toenails freaked them out.

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The flipside of having no internet (there is actually something good) is that it is easier to focus on games. Finally got hooked to Viva Pinata and it's PIMP. With a capitol, bling P. Raised about 21 or 22 levels throughout the weekend, and I just got the big garden. It's a shame this got marketed as a kid game. It's complex but highly rewarding.

Rented PunchOut!! I'm getting my ass kicked!! Lol. It's a good dose of nostalgia hidden inside a swift kick in the balls. Some of these guys are harder than I remember. I'm still stuck with Super Macho Man, my W/L ratio is laughable and I don't even reach title defense mode yet. I wonder if I ever will. Motion controls are horrible, though.

Got Prince of Persia and PGR4 as Father's Day presents. w00t. Tinkered around just a bit with both between VP mammoth sessions. PoP is actually GOOD. I was very surprised. PGR4 is...just like PGR3...and 2...and 1. Crap. I wonder if a wheel would make these games any better or more fun.

Watched 300 and Guy Ritchie's RockNRolla. Good stuff, although the latter falls short from the magnificence of Lock, Stock...

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