Because it's father's day! And... I'm a father, y'know? So...I want...presents and...stuff. Ok, you are spared this year, but next time I want a golden chariot pulled by alligator turtles with custom flames paintjobs on their shells. That way I canlet the unwashed masses gaze at me in awe.

This month has been really slow for gaming. In terms of finished games, at least. The Uncharted 2 beta is too awesome to stop, and even though I've played it extensively, I'm not burned out on it. Too bad it's going to take a while to get the full game. Thanks a million, you know who.

Perhaps this weekend I'll go back to Valkyria Chronicles and The Lost and Damned. Maybe I'll finally try Viva Pinata! I always wanted to be a gardener in my nonexistant free time. Which is something complicated because I have no garden, nor space for one. Maybe that was for the best. Once I had a small cactus on my office, but it died. How can a cactus die? Those things spawn on the desert, FFS. The. Desert. Maybe I have lots of negative energy oozing through me, affecting every living being around me.