I hate it when people call other people "kid" over the internet.

I hate it when people use the phrase "Deal with it." like it's the ultimate tool to ending any argument.

I hate it when people sit down too hard. I know it might sound weird, but it bothers me when people stick their ass out and hit the chair like a goddamn comet.

And what's the deal with Daylight Savings? Expecially the "Fall Back" part. Nights are longer in Winter and we wake up later to make the night come even sooner. It reeks of vampires.

I had a lot more to say an hour ago, but I've forgotten half of what I had on my mind, and the other half just doesn't seem worth sharing anymore.

Also, I finished reading what's been translated of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Things got freaky.

The First Lady (the President's wife) is a lesbian and wants a girl to sit on her face. The girl is 14 years old, married to a guy that looks like Doctor Octopus, and she's trying to get near the President so that she can steal Jesus' heart from him. I am not joking and I am not taking any of this out of context.

I was in the shower yesterday (It might have been a bath), and I remembered my first spelling test in first grade.

The first word was "ash". This stands out in my mind.

I spelled every word correctly. However, I recieved no credit for it because I capitalized the first letter in each word.

WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME.

It's a spelling test. I should be graded on my spelling. Capitalizing a word does not change its spelling. An upper-case A is still an A, dammit.

I should have gotten a perfect score.

I just tried playing Super Mario All Stars and it feels wierd as hell. You move differently than you do in Super Mario World.

You can't control yourself during jumps in the way you would expect. There's a greater sense of momentum, and it feels bad. You also slide when you land a jump at high speeds, meaning that you can land on a platform and slide right off. I don't like it.

It is now my intention to play Link to The Past.

Also, an anagram of "SpidersRMe" is "Prime Dress".

And, uh, that's it I guess. I just had to rant about the wacky physics in SMALLS. That's the new abbreviation of Super Mario All-Stars, remember it.