He Said, She Said 5: "Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and... Dodge"


"IF YOU BELIEVE in one thing,
Stevens, believe this:
dodgeball ain't going nowhere."
--Coach Tugnut to Wren struggling to get dodgeball banned from school, Even Stevens

DODGEBALL.
I thought it would be a thing of the past
when I moved onto high school.
NO SUCH LUCK.

***laughingly shakes head and sighs***

YEP.
Dodgeball still springs eternal.
With that being said, come clean:

WHAT WAS THE LAST TIME you were verbally


CLOCKED
in the head?
(You know, a total "self-absorbed" loud-mouthed
you with an unsolicited opinion about you,
or something you were doing.)
?

I DON'T KNOW if "totally self-absorbed"
is a fair assessment or not, but--
YES. Yes, I do know.
IT IS.
Here's mine:

SparkleFarkle's Mother: Do you think you'll ever dye your hair again???

SIX WORDS:
Live thrown ball ABOVE the shoulders!

LOL! Your turn!