So, I was playing The Simpsons Game on my Xbox 360, when all of a sudden, it freezes. I turn my Xbox 360 off, and when I boot it up, my fears are realized:

It has three red lights. The moment every Xbox 360 owners fears to happen everytime they turn it on. It is a horrid symbol of disgust and frustration. The moment you see it, you started to have many images in the brain, such as that dreaded call to Xbox support, where they put you on the line with alex, a computer that never seems to understand what you are talking about. After getting through to him, he puts you on the line with an Indian guy who, no offense, doesn't speak english very well, especially for a telephone conversation. He also never spells your name correctly, so you go over the spelling like 15 times with him until he finally gets it. Then you repeat this step with your address, serial no., and so on. Once all is said and done, the only thing you have left is an empty space on your shelf...

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