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Friday, Oct 10, 2008

So this has been an interesting week. My roommate (as I'm sure you've all heard until you're ready to vomit) is in medical school, and last night was her white coat ceremony. It's basically an intro to the medical profession where they're ceremonially presented with the white coats they'll be wearing on their clinicals and other such doctory events. It's a BIG DEAL and so I dressed myself up and went to it. It must be very meaningful to the participants, but to everyone else it was very much like a college graduation: long, pompous, and boring.

On my way home after the gala (which lasted until ten or so, then there was a reception and drinks) I was so darn tired that I called up Mr. Shenlongbo since he lives a few timezones west of here and I was pretty sure he was awake. I needed a good conversation to keep myself from falling asleep. Fortunately, he wasn't busy and as we often do we were soon having a lovely chat about grammar.

I'm a grammar nerd.

Anyway, let me run this by you and see if you find it as silly as Shen and I did. Apparently there's a new part of speech in use by the US military... or rather, a new name for an old part of speech. Remember those things called adverbs? You know, the ones that often end in -ly and give a more precise flavor to verbs? Yeah, those. Apparently the term "adverb" is too difficult to understand, since they've been redubbed "modified verbs". Modified verbs!? wtf? I could see modifiers of verbs, since that is after all what adverbs do... I could see modified adjectives even, since if you take off the -ly suffix most adverbs become adjectives. I'm not sure how you could spin "quickly", "neatly", or even "expeditiously" into verbs of any kind--modified or otherwise. Bah. Silly military.

In other news, it's been pointed out that one of my trigames.net reviews is quoted on Wikipedia! I feel like a fancy pants reviewer... like someone who gets paid, but without the paid part. See here, here, and here. You know you wanna.

Posted by SophinaK, 5:05pm
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I wonder if butchers get a white coat ceremony too? hehe =P
Posted Oct 10, 2008 5:26 pm PT
As a former linguistics major, I'm more of a grammar hippie... "Anything goes man. Make sense, not grammar." That is funny that the military is doing that though. I do think it is interesting to see how language in general evolves in different communities, but trying to rename adverbs as modified verbs is nonsense.
Posted Oct 10, 2008 5:49 pm PT
How the heck did they decide on "modified verbs?!" Quickly=/=verb, modified or not.
Posted Oct 10, 2008 6:27 pm PT
I enjoy correcting peoples grammar, or advising them that they have misused a word. It makes you look like a weirdo. I had a customer come into out store with a blow-up guitar. He kept referring to it as his air guitar to his mates, and I was very close to advising him that air guitars don't actually exist.
Posted Oct 10, 2008 7:08 pm PT
Awesome about the review!
Posted Oct 10, 2008 8:53 pm PT
It kinda depends on whether you see the word as "an adjective that describes a verb" or "a part of the verb", not saying that I agree with them but I think I see how they came up with it.
And congrats on getting quoted, such a compliment.
Posted Oct 10, 2008 9:00 pm PT
Wow, you are quoted in Wiki!?
Awesome!
Posted Oct 11, 2008 12:44 am PT
Why create a longer version of an established term of grammar? How does that make sense? The term itself, as you already pointed out, doesn't even make sense. It, in effect, adds an adjective to a grammar term without inherently adding the intended meaning. That's what I call sloppy English. I'll stick with "adverb," thank you.
Posted Oct 11, 2008 2:35 am PT
Congrats on being recognized, you deserve it!
Posted Oct 11, 2008 5:26 am PT
Cool. I think I got one of my reviews up on Wiki some time ago, I even helped write up an old website once. So congrats on getting your cherry popped!

Now... about that getting paid part...
Posted Oct 11, 2008 5:43 pm PT
The last time I saw someone in a white coat, they were coming to take me away!


Grammar shammer..... it's all made up!
Posted Oct 12, 2008 7:43 am PT
Ah-ha! ... Military Intelligence strikes again!
Posted Oct 12, 2008 10:27 pm PT
Swiggins, 'tis truly bizarre. Surely the military want to shorten the name given to adverbs rather than extending it? It's double the syllable count! If I was being given a literary exam in the middle of a battlefield, grenades exploding around me while I try to get to grips with Proust, I would think that speed would be of the essence.
Posted Oct 13, 2008 5:23 am PT
"modified verb"...ok...that makes as much sense as saying that an adjective is a "modified noun".
Posted Oct 20, 2008 8:29 pm PT
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