Yesterday at ten minutes after five (GMT+1) (just before dinner) My sister gave birth to her second kid. She's named Fiona. Fiona Barendse Smith in full. Only part Smitti. But already a legend in her own home. A bouncing baby gril.

We haven't gotten 'round to testing the bounce part yet. You know how mothers get with their newborns But I'm sure after a few diaper changes and sleepless nights she'll be easier to convince

I would like to ask you younger guys (Wolves in particular) not to flirt with the girl. I know she's close to your own age and all. But Smitties are very protective of their offspring. I'm already training her 2,5 year old brother to protect her. He's a force not to be reckoned with That and her uncle is said to be part of a union of assassins

Her uncle has aslo found a 4 foot large stuffed dog to protect her. Other measure will be taken in the future should they be necessary ..

I really like it

Smitti? Who's Smitti? .. I dunno. Some bloke who used to post here