So I thought it was funny! You should try it!

Pick the month
you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I stabbed
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I licked
6 - I ate
7 - I ran naked with
8 -I Banged
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I smoked with
12-I killed

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - Spongebob
02 - Santa claus
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - Barney the dinosaur
09 - my partner
10 - a bag of weed
11 - your dealer
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - my lover
14 - a whore
15 - the trojan man
16 - a lesbian
17 - a sexy girl
18 - a pornstar
19 - a Bisexual
20 - a toothbrush
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an orange
23 - a jelly bean
24 - a easter egg
25 - my crush
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a crackhead
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

blue - because I have a noodle in my nose
Black - because I love mary jane
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
white - Because the little people told me to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a freak in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I am sexy as hell
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs