So I know what you all are thinking. E3 was 2 weeks ago... this blog... IRRELEVANT! Well I was super busy transitioning back to the US from the UK, so I just finished watching the press conferences. I know, I know. Well, let's get to it. 
Jack Tretton Makeover 2009: HE'S A GINGER!!
Last year, someone scheduled him a tanning appointment. This year, he got his hair dyed! Now I'm sure Mr. Tretton was a lovely ginger in his youth, but last year he was definitely a duller shade with a little gray around the temples. Instead of succumbing to silver fox-dom, Tretton went red. What will we see next year??
Best Beard of GS Live Show:
Dan from Take10 - Forza 3 Demo
Best Sideburns: Mechberg
Worst Outfits: Nintendo Press Conference (Bill Trinnen's shirt was too small and an awful color, Cammie's jacket needed fitting, and the pastel shirts and the defeated looks on the NSMBW demo team were just emasculating)
Most Exciting GS Chat Feature 2009: xxx chat 
Worst Grammar: Nintendo press conference. Cammie: "Nintendo DS equals diverse." No one says that out loud. Reggie: "play more real." How about realistically? And don't get me started on the wii slogan: "Everyone's game." They used it wrong EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Coming to TVs and Wiis in 2010: Lost~WooHoo Island (courtesy of Wii Sports Resort)
Person Most Likely to Replace T.R. Knight as George on Grey's Anatomy Next Season:
This guy from Scibblenauts.
Funniest Chat Member: Hungry_Bunny
Most Likely Reason Cammie Dunaway Looked Pissed During the Nintendo Press Conference: "I think Reggie nailed her and forgot to cuddle." (courtesy of N3MO)
Best 'Are you ****ing kidding me?' moment: When Cammie announced that $ty|e Savvy was being targeted at twentysomething females. Good luck with that. 
Biggest Jerk of E3: Person who asked Miyamoto mean questions in the roundtable... go pick on Iwata the buisness guy. Leave Miyamoto alone so he can continue to dress up like Link and garden and be cute and make awesome games.
'Finally Coming Into It's Own' Award: Playstation 3
Biggest Surprise: New Metroid being developed by Team Ninja
Best Press Conference: Sony
Game I'm Most Looking Forward To: Scribblenauts
Game of Show: Assassin's Creed 2
My heart said Scribblenauts for game of show, but I've been looking forward to it since I heard about it on 1up FM way back when there was a 1up FM. As nothing about the Scribblenauts showing made me more excited for the game, I'll give it to AC2, which did hype me up big time. 
Comments
I personally don't remember any XXX chat... I must have been asleep during those intervals...
But he does a great job with the show. @PJ24 --
@Dave_petrucci -- no, thank you! I totally enjoyed it, as always.
- some of the most enjoyable aspects of E3 have been the comments, blogs and post-mortems.
I've never been particularly interested in owning a DS, but Scribblenauts may have just changed my mind.
And what's so wrong with the Wii slogan? Personally, I'm always game!
.What would chat be without the xxx content
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Not Mario and Luigi. Not Golden Sun. Not some other IP.
Scribblenauts.
@Yagr_Zero -- you can have Cthulu in the game??
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