
Ingredients:
Jim Beam
Tequila
Galliano Black Samuca
Step 1:
Pour equal amounts of each into a shot glass.
Step 2:
Down the hatch. Some of you may want a chaser as well, you are shotting straight alcohol after all.
Yep, that's it. No super-ultra-rare secret incredient. May not sound like much but just trust me.
Now just remember, everyone is different, especially if you arent used to alcohol. For some reason, I have a feeling I built it up too much in my last blog, even though all I did was tell the truth.
I recomend just having one and seeing how you go. They should effect you pretty quickly. If you are a lightweight, one will be enough. If you are an experienced drinker, 1 - 3. Its also a good way to save alcohol.
Black Label Jimmy is the best to use for this, can't remember the brand of Tequila we used though.
Oh and you don't have to but the other night Adam poured it all into a bowl and put it in the fridge for a bit, it makes the burning sensation not quite as bad.
I'd like to hear back from anyone who tries it.
So how was everyones New Years Eve?
Mine was quite smashing, in the way that people got smashed (the drunk kind, of course). I was quite pleased with myself, I got drunk but did not puke. I even remember the whole night. Well, almost, apparently I was a little loud (ok, extremely loud) when I got into bed and passed out, so I stopped talking/shouting midsentence... like the Sapranos.
Last night was another party. You know whats really funny? Drunk 16 year olds. But let me take you back to a few years ago when a new shot was invented by a few of my friends. They called it Soberectomy, at first only people within the circle of friends knew about it, then it extended to some others, the local pub and a few night clubs in the area, although they wont make it anymore
Anywho the first time you have one, you'll only need one and you will be drunk. 2 and you'll be smashed beyond belief.
Only 3 of us there had ever had these before, so we new what to expect and gave everyone fair warnings. Did they listen? Hell no. Did they learn their lesson? Hells yeah.
Now to prove how lethal this is, a woman somewhere in her 30s who was quite an experienced drinker had 3 soberectomies. She was... just gone, I honestly don't think I've ever seen anyone more wasted in my entire life. She was fine though, her husband came and took her home.
The 16 year old had one and she was very drunk, that was going to be all she got but someone snuck her another soberectomy... then another one... before ya know it shes smashed off her **** It was fecking hilarious!! I wish I had a video camera. The amazing thing is, she didnt puke. Oh and she also had 2 Vodka Cruisers.
We were also being responsible, we werent like 'hey lets go get the kid drunk!', no one pressured anyone, it actually took about an hour to convince us to let her have one and we didnt even fill up it all the way. She got put to bed and people were always with her and bringin her water and she had a bucket to spew into if she needed, so she was well taken care of. We still had a hell of a time listening to her drunken 'knowledge' though. Her logic for supposedly being sober was this: 'I can see things!'
cl@ssic.
Other people had some too but they dont have amusing stories, they just got really drunk.
I had a few, but my body is used to them after so many years so they didnt feck me up as much as the newbies. Thats the thing, even people that have been drinking for years will always get wasted off of one of these shots. They will almost be as drunk as people who are not so used to drinking.
Just wanted to with you all a Happy New Year, now don't ruin it by killing anyone.
I'll out partying tonight, may be back tomorrow or may decide to stay with some friends for a few days or something. See you all whenever I return.



