So get this.I have moved away from my mother,ok? And now she's been trying to buy me off with expensive gifts to make me move back in with her.Aren't I a little too old for things like that (I'm fourteen,if you don't already know)? Well,after all the pain and torment that my mother sent me through (which made me move away from her in the first place),and now that she's trying to buy me off with stupid stuff,I figure it's time for a little revenge,huh? So now I've made a massive Christmas list to send her into debt! Hey,maybe it's a little harsh,but she just made my dad (who is the only one who cares at all about me on the planet) lose $65,000 and go even further into debt.So now he is $108,000 in debt.And it's all because of my idiot mother.With that said,here's my Christmas list:

1.60 GB PS3: $500

2.Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games: $50

3.Super Mario Galaxy: $50

4.Donkey Kong Barrel Blast: $50

5.Ratchet and Clank Future:Tools of Destruction: $50

6.Spider-Man 3 (PS3 version): $35-$40

7.DK Jungle Climber: $25-$30

So,that's my Christmas list.In my opinoin,this is gonna be one great Christmas.I get pay-back AND some awesome gifts! Pretty cool,huh?