I saw this in my inbox today and I thought it was pretty humorous.
"This is between me and you but, Gamespot is not Starbucks. We dont sit around and ask people about themselves over motha freakin tea and crumpets. Ill be damned and damaged in the brain if I see another one of these lounges. Think youre brilliant eh? I dont even know how you get away with the lounge because its 99.9% blog worthy. Lets see, ShuLordLiuPei is in the motha freakin lounge today, what does he/she like to eat along with buttered toast. Your answer is urine, but do we care? No! Put it in the motha freakin blog.
And there ya go. Nice to have our personal lounge motha freaka."
