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Friday, Oct 26, 2007

As we all know, word definitions change over time. In this age of instant online communication, its happening faster than ever. Listening to NPR and frequenting these forums have brought quite a few of these new definitions to my attention, and listed below are some that caused me particular confusion until I deduced the new definitions:

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Partisan
Original definiton: of, pertaining to, or characteristic of partisans; partial to a specific party, person, etc.: partisan politics.
New definition: Lack of unconditional agreement with the speaker.

Compromise
Original definition:
A settlement of differences in which each side makes concessions.
New definition: Unconditional agreement with the speaker.

Bilateral
Original Definition:
pertaining to, involving, or affecting two or both sides, factions, parties, or the like.
New Definition: Unilateral.

Bias
Original definition: a particular tendency or inclination, esp. one that prevents unprejudiced consideration of a question; prejudice.
New definition: A lack of unconditional agreement with the speaker.

Garbage
Original definition: Any matter that is no longer wanted or needed; trash.
New definiton: A game for a console the speaker does not own.

Fact
Original definition: Something that actually exists; reality; truth.
New definiton: Opinion.

Example sentences:

"If the other party would stop practicing partisan politics, we could reach a bilateral compromise."

"Its a known fact that the reviewer is biased, since he gave the game a decent score even though it's garbage."

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Hopefully this will help you to avoid the confusion I suffered over the use of these terms.

Comments

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Oh noes, Gamespot payed you to bring reson to there RnC review!!!111 ...ftw.

Seriously, though, this is a much-needed blog entry.
Posted Oct 26, 2007 7:32 am PT
i laughed.
Posted Oct 26, 2007 8:02 am PT
Microsoft obviously payed both of you ^^ to agree with this post. im sure you were you were both employees of Microsoft at some point, and though i base that information on a dream i had in 1994, you are now to be refered to as XBOTS. just admit it

hahahaha, though, great write. id pay little to no good money to have a fanboys dictionary. id use it to beat some sense into them, or to look up definitions of various words, whichever comes first.
Posted Oct 26, 2007 9:21 am PT
Here here on the Fact.
Posted Oct 26, 2007 1:09 pm PT
Well done. Have you been feeling a little more frustrated at the world lately? *hugs*
Posted Oct 26, 2007 5:12 pm PT
If this is an original entry, then you have just written one of the wittiest entries on Gamespot. I really enjoyed this one.
Posted Oct 29, 2007 1:28 pm PT
Thanks, everybody. Especially you, Betty... I've needed a hug lately even if it is just the electronic kind.
Posted Oct 30, 2007 7:06 am PT
Nice. Very, very nice!
Posted Oct 31, 2007 11:55 am PT
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