"You get the most bang for your buck with food stamps." -- Nancy Pelosi
"Every month that we don't have an economic recovery package 500 million people lose their jobs." -- Nancy Pelosi
"It's hard to talk when you're tea-bagging." -- Anderson Cooper
"Did he (Anderson Cooper) just come out?" -- Greg Gutfeld
"This is about hating a black man in the White House, straight up." -- Janeane Garofalo
"The first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." -- Joe Biden
"Happy Cinco de Cuatro" -- Barack Obama
"I want to emphasize that the President has not seen the questions ahead of time." -- Valerie Jarrett, turned into an unwitting liar at Obama's stacked "town hall" on healthcare.
"They're carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on health care." -- Nancy Pelosi
"A wise and frugal government which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government." -- Thomas Jefferson
"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine. It's the post office that's always having problems." -- Barack Obama, making a terrible case for government-run healthcare during one of his suck-face town halls.
"There is something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee weed up!" -- Barack Obama, who can't, for the life of him, get it through his thick dome that his policies are unpopular.
"And the white polluters and the white environmentalists are essentially steering poison into the people-of-color communities, because they don't have a racial justice frame." -- Van Jones, Obama's "green jobs" czar.
"You've never seen a Columbine done by a black child. Never. They always say, 'We can't believe it happened here. We can't believe it's these suburban white kids.' It's only them. Now, a black kid might shoot another black kid. He's not going to shoot up the whole school." -- Van Jones
"Mao (Tse Tung) is one of the two people that I turn to most." -- Anita Dunn, White House Communications Director
"We kind of agree with Mao that power comes largely from the barrel of a gun." -- Ron Bloom, Obama's Manufacturing Czar
How sad that the Obama administration still insists on pointing the finger everywhere else, completely ignoring its own empty promises and lies to the public about this economy. They ignore the wholesale whoring out of our economy and the spending on top of spending when there's no money left to begin with. They ignore the economic health of the country and focus instead on the health of its citizens, which is like lecturing a dying man on the perils of smoking. They ignore Obama's numerous fruitless trips overseas, where he prostrates himself and gets little to none of the results he promised as a candidate except for some nebulous "improved global standing," which doesn't amount to a goddamn thing. They ignore that they have an entire administration comprised of cheats, crooks, convicts, communists, and liars helmed by the empty suit himself, a man who has no business experience to speak of and a broken ideology to serve as his only guide.
How sad that when a senator concisely details the record of failure this administration has reaped in a year, they still run the same pitch they did when they were campaigning -- "Don't blame us, blame the other guy." They don't even have the shame to step down when confronted with the results of their own failed policies.
What an impressive leader we've elected. What an impressive cabinet he's put together. I think we're getting a good dose of what Obama's re-election slogan will be:
"Don't blame me, 'cuz it's the other guy's fault."
And in other news, the cow fart sniffing eco-dorks have been forced to admit that GLOBAL WAAAAAARMING has stalled (read that as: they've had to admit that they are full of ****ing crap.) Our president believes in this, by the way. But apparently, not all eco-dorks got the memo, as this dirtbag is trying to blame prostitution on GLOBAL WAAAAAARMING, for ****'s sake. And now, we've got hacked e-mails showing that they plan to "hide the decline." Global warming was a ****ing scam; a money-making scheme perpetrated on the public by crafty democrats preying on feel-good ignorance. Their leader, Al Gore, is a ****ing fraud. This effectively kills the argument for now, thank God. Waxman and Markey can go sniff each other's farts for Co2 content and tax each for all I care, but leave the rest of us the **** alone, spared from the abject stupidity and whining that's been going on for the last 10 months. Again, watch this and see if it doesn't make you want to punch something. I think Senator Inhofe summed it up nicely.
Aaand socialist libby troll college twits support redistributing wealth and higher taxes, so long as it isn't their own. Just desserts for disillusioned twits. Scream your lungs out, girls.
So Socialist blabbermouth hypocrite Michael Moore's film excoriating Capitalism while charging ten bucks a head has ****ing FLOPPED.
Not even idiot libby college dorks were willing to engage in such a foul evening of hypocrisy. Only a moron like Moore would try to use the free market system to promote a movie that posits it a failure. Well, it IS a failure for SOME, isn't it, Michael?
Too much spending could lead to a double-dip recession.
What a dip**** this guy is. First, there isn't any money left to spend after you and Georgie Boy spent it all. Second, you've spent more in one year than every president prior to you spent collectively, the idiot Bush Jr. included. Third, you're forcing health care policy on the country, even though the cost keeps going back into non-deficit neutral territory and the polls show that the public has NEVER supported it. Fourth, you want to implement damaging eco-dork legislation that will hurt business and raise taxes on everyone. Fifth, you are completely ignoring the elephant in the room which is the unemployment number -- a full 2.2 percent higher than you promised when you forced your last big spending bill. Sixth, speaking of which, your stimulus is a failure, it was loaded with pork spending and didn't spur much of anything. It wasn't doled out quickly enough, and you haven't even been able to keep track of where it's gone, because you are telling me it saved jobs in congressional districts that don't exist.
It is you that will lead us to a double-dip recession, Mr. Carte -- I mean, Mr. Obama. Your lack of business experience shines through in everything you say and do. You are so hell-bent in trying to turn this country into Europe that you hadn't realized what was going on with the checkbook. This is what happens when you send a community organizer to do a man's job. We don't need an activist, we need a businessman. We don't need a nanny, we need a leader. We need a president who realizes that people would rather have jobs than health care handouts. Simple math: 20-80k a year, or free health care? Would people rather have the ability to feed their family and pay the bills, or go get treated for a disease at no cost? Obama didn't realize this, and he's been sleeping while the situation went from bad to worse on his watch. Now he's going to hold a jobs summit.... which is going to accomplish what? You gonna try to talk businesses back into hiring, Barry? This isn't a DNC convention, you fool. Businesses aren't hiring because the economy SUCKS. They aren't hiring because your policies in regard to small business SUCK. They aren't hiring because they know we aren't out of this thing yet no matter how much you go flap your gums.



