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Seraph67 has written 77 reviews.
Night at the Museum
Night at the Museum is just a never ending train wreck of a movie. If you like Ben Stiller acting the same way in almost every movie he's in over and over again, you'll like this film, if you don't like that, and you find it annoying, you won't...
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Posted jun 8, 2007 11:36 am pt

Deja Vu
Deja Vu. Deja Vu. Deja Vu. Deja Vu. Deja Vu. Sound familiar? Tony Scott's reteaming with Bruckheimer is an explosive ordeal, but when is it not? The basic premise, is beyond common sense, and for that matter, makes little sense. The cast is good...
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Posted jun 8, 2007 11:29 am pt

Knocked Up
Judd Apatow comes back to movie theatres with his new film Knocked Up. Long story short, if you loved 40 Year Old Virgin, you'll probably like this one movie too. However, Knocked Up isn't as good as 40 Year Old Virgin, but there are some ways...
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Posted jun 8, 2007 11:19 am pt

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2 easily tops the first Spider-Man film, and it just adds more of the things people want to see in these kind of movies. The film takes a daring turn with showing Peter Parker sturggling to cope with his duties while balancing his life....
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Posted may 13, 2007 6:58 am pt

Spider-Man 3
Even before Spider-Man 2 was released the release date for Spider-Man 3 was already announced, May 4th 2007. I wrote this down onto a sticky note and lost it somewhere in between then and now. But 3 years passed and I was very eager to see how...
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Posted may 13, 2007 6:49 am pt

Grindhouse
Long time buddies Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez team for the second time (first being Sin City) to bring you two back-to-back films with advertisements and fake movie trailers in between them. There is considerable hype surrounding this...
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Posted apr 13, 2007 1:26 pm pt

Heat
There are so many reasons why you should go out to your local video store and rent Heat, but I'll give you the fine line: see it because it is a masterpiece. Heat is an epic crime saga about two men on opposite sides of the law. One is Neil...
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Posted apr 7, 2007 8:34 am pt

The Island
There are always something to you can count on for a Michael Bay film: 1) Explosions 2) Hoaky Dialogue and 3) .... More explosions. A certain trend that Michael Bay nearly breaks in this film but then goes back to that. The beginning is a stylish...
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Posted apr 2, 2007 9:26 am pt

Batman Begins
The Batman franchise never seemed right for me, until I saw Batman Begins. This is a perfect example for how you successfully re-energize a movie franchise, giving it a dark and much needed reboot. The plot is darker and more complex, thanks to a...
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Posted apr 2, 2007 9:19 am pt

Man on Fire
Man on Fire is a powerful revenge movie, if revenge is a proper term to describe it. It seems to blatant to say it is, when it's underlying is a complex and emotional thrill ride. The story is basically simple. A former CIA operative, Creasy, is...
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Posted mar 21, 2007 12:27 pm pt

Superman Returns
Superman Returns marks the return of the Man of Steel on the big screen. After being away from Earth for five years, Superman returns only to find that indeed Krypton had been destroyed and nothing remained of it. A lot happened while Clarke Kent...
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Posted mar 18, 2007 9:36 am pt

Lucky Number Slevin
Lucky Number Slevin is a daring thriller through and through and it keeps you guessing until the end. However, there is a problem with this strategy. The case of mistaken identity can be a confusing mess of a story, but Slevin arounds that. The...
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Posted mar 18, 2007 7:17 am pt

Three Kings
Three Kings is set during the events after the Gulf War where the U.S. came to liberate Kuwait from Iraq. There was a lot speculation about why the Gulf War actually even happened, many say that it was for the oil. One of the problems of the war...
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Posted mar 18, 2007 5:18 am pt

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
The first entry into the prequel trilogy telling the story of the young Anakin Skywalker and his long journey to become one of the greatest villians in cinema history. This was probably one of the most anticipated movies ever and probably the most...
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Posted mar 18, 2007 5:07 am pt

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Attack of the Clones was the second installment into the new age trilogy of the Star Wars franchise. Let me cut to the chase, if you didn't like Phantom of the Menace, you probably wouldn't like this film as well. That's because the film barely...
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Posted mar 18, 2007 4:56 am pt

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
The final chapter in the Star Wars saga is of course Revenge of the Sith which provides the final answer to the ultimate question: how did Anakin become Darth Vader? This has been the long awaited question since the first trilogy. For every Star...
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Posted mar 18, 2007 4:43 am pt

300
Since the first teaser trailer for 300 was released last year, many people, like myself, have been dying and aching to see this epic. The trailer delivered some truly visual thrills and with the hard pumping song "Just as You Imagined"...
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Posted mar 9, 2007 12:30 pm pt

Crash
Crash is a multiple storyline movie about the racism, descrimination and prejudice in Los Angeles. The story is very well told following each character(s) through their trials and tribulations through crimes of chance and some of quite heart...
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Posted mar 8, 2007 9:55 am pt

The Illusionist
The Illusionist is a very good film, enough said. The cast is outstanding, especially Edward Norton who is fantastic in his role. Jessica Biel also holds her own. The story is probably the best part of the movie, as every magician movie attempts...
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Posted mar 8, 2007 8:53 am pt

Black Hawk Down
Ridley Scott is indeed a very talented director and you can count on him to shake things up when it comes to movies and Black Hawk Down really shows how good of a director he is. Black Hawk Down is a fast paced non-stop war film that is bound to...
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Posted mar 8, 2007 8:45 am pt

Flags Of Our Fathers
Flags of Our Fathers is yet again, another film depicting the events of World War II. However, the story tells the events surrounding the violent Battle of Iowa Jima and the power of the extremely famous flag raising photograph that captured the...
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Posted mar 3, 2007 2:19 pm pt

The Prestige
The Prestige a magical thriller originally as a novel by author Christopher Priest, but now it has its screen debut that is helmed by Christopher Nolan. The back drop of the story is during the age of magical acts being the main form of...
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Posted mar 3, 2007 2:02 pm pt

Marie Antoinette
Marie Antoinette is the new period piece by rising female director Sofia Coppola. Kirsten Dunst plays the doomed Austrian royalty who marries French prince Louis XVI (Jason Schwartzman). The movie follows the drastic changes through Marie's life,...
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Posted feb 19, 2007 2:43 pm pt

Breach
Breach is the new thriller by acclaimed director Billy Ray, who wrote and directed 2003's Shattered Glass. His new film is based on the true story about one of the largest security breaches in United States Government history. Robert Hanssen...
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Posted feb 19, 2007 2:22 pm pt

Okay, I'm going to state the obvious, and I'm sure Uwe Boll is pretty nice guy in person- but how do I say this in the nicest manner- he sucks at movie making. And it shows in the reviews for his movies. Sometimes I wonder how he finds actors and...
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Posted feb 5, 2007 10:36 am pt


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