Now for the irrelevant stuff. 
I'm going to revisit ye olde list. I believe that me and Bridget Jones are the only two people to keep up with our New Year's Resolutions... >____>
-I will pass Calculus or jump off of a cliff.
Looking good, actually
-My knowledge of the Japanese language will extend beyond Katakana.
Nnnnnnnope.
-I will watch and complete an anime that is Gundam. *check*
Gundam 00. I didn't pay much attention to the show, however...
-I will watch and complete an anime that hasn't been featured in Super Robot Wars. *check*
Stand Alone Complex
-I will finish the Robotech novel based on Mospeada...and never touch Robotech again.
Nope
-I will bash SEED 5% less than before.
Unless I watch SEED Destiny before year's end, this one will happen.
-I will play a console game to completion.
Nope
-I will actually beat SD Gundam G Generation Portable.
I probably never will, considering my brother picked up the game and cleared it in three months.
-I will devote exactly five (5) hours to playing one of those JRPGs that everyone goes crazy about. *check*
Covered this one in a previous entry.
-I will learn how to spell "separately" correctly.
Nada
-I will refrain from bashing Original Generation, despite my ever-growing hate for it. *failed?*
If Endless Frontier counts, then I've failed this one.
-I will devise a plan for living the rest of my life as a single loser. It will involve Chex-Mix, a very large box of tissues, and old episodes of Earthworm Jim.
And what a large box of tissues I will need...
Anyways, I caught some sort of virus and now I feel like I've been on the receiving end of a Sagat beatdown. I took a trip down to Georgia last weekend, so maybe one of the ten-bajillion insects down there gave it to me. Or maybe someone's out to get me... 
Well, that's all I have. Random Gundam is Gundam Submarine.