How pathetic am I!? Oh you don't even know the half of it! I came home from work and decided it might be in my best interest to take a nice hot shower to get the days labour off of my skin. I lean over to turn on the hot water and what to my eyes appear on the rim of my bathtub? God only knows. It was a creepy, ugly, stinky, nasty bug of epic proportions wiggling around on the shiny porcelain. Too many adjectives? I have no other way to describe to you the vile and most horrific terror that was my "bathroom bug." At first I thought it was a cockroach, but then realized it wasn't that at all. Some kind of strange foreign bug from another world it seemed. But I fail to make my point. How pathetic am I? I can't kill the bug. Nevermind the fact that it has seemed to have fallen onto it's back and cannot turn itself over. Leaving it totally defenseless and weak. No I run around my bathroom weeping and screaming. "OH MY LORD! WHAT IS THIS THING!???" I have no big strong man to take care of this for me. What the hell do I do? I could turn the water on and wash it down the drain and watch as it slowly dies from drowning. I'm too much of a chicken to even do that. The thought of being even a foot away from this grotesque thing is far too much of a burden to bare. So I pick up my cell phone and I call my roomate. "Clayton!? Where are you!?" Luckily, he was shopping at the Walmart a block away. I felt so stupid. He left the store post haste just to come and kill a bug for me.

End of the story being, Clayton came to save the day, the bug died a horrible watery death, and now I'm too afraid to take a shower for fear that this nasty thing might be climbing back up my drain pipes to seek vengence.

Bugs are just so freaking gross.

Anybody else deathly afraid of bugs and spiders like I am?

I tend to always watch DVD's backwards. Scrubs I watched season 4, 1, 3, 5, 6 and 2. SVU I wached 5, 1, 3, 2, 4 and catch the reruns on USA. The Mighty Boosh I watched 3, 2 and 1. So I finally got myself to watch Season 1 earlier today. I nearly spat out my water when i heard:

"as i raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, i could see in his little insect face, i could see him thinkin 'ooooh i created that monster.. i created that thumb and now it's killin me! my own beast and creation killin me dead. the sweet irony.' i think he was sayin that. it was a long time ago in hindsight he could have just been sh**tin' himself."

I love the Hitcher. Definately Noels best character. With Tony comin in a close second and then Old Gregg. Many might disagree.

For me I speak the ultimate blashphemy when I say that I like Julian more than I like Noel. Don't get me wrong they're both amazing, but everyone dotes on Noel so much. Even in interviews you can sense that preference is always given to him.

He's hot, but Julian is classic. Shy, awkward and above all hilarious.. crack fox... genious! "I'ma done a tummy shame."