Two days ago I went riding and the horse threw me off, so now I'm in pain and feel like nagging.The summer drought is on and being the immensely clever girl that I am I've gone on an herbal detox to kick start bikini season weight loss, so now all I do is piss and sweat. Seriously. And I'm still fat. I can feel the corners of my mouth drooping as if they had weights attached to them. Everything is just lame. Lame!

I should spend some of my hard earned (not really) money on a new hand control since I busted my last one like 2 months ago, maybe some re-runs of RE 4 and GOW will make me feel better. What's awesome though is that my dad went on vacation to Vietnam and left me in charge of watering his plants and keeping his shiny, glorious PS3 dust-free. Latest GTA is but a bus ride away...

Also, kisses to everyone who actually reads my blog. You're a bunch of tough cookies.