I was just sitting here. Minding my own business, about to go to sleep. Then out of nowhere completely unprovoked, I started getting yelled at. From where you might ask!? My Television. From whom? Billy ##$^!%&# Mays. I always imagined what It would be like if Billy Mays used this website, and used the forums. I swear he would be like those people that type in all caps. But yeah, as I said before, I need sleep. I am almost ready to pick a fight with my T.V...

Well, I am hearing news about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I just think that is a weird idea. I mean it is old hat stuff now Infinity Ward, get your act together. So, as I was pondering the reasons behind this "new" game, I thought I would help Infinity Ward out. By making some suggestions on what they can do instead of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.( I am planning on sending an email as soon as possible)

Call of Duty: The Toothpaste War. "Fighting gingivitis, one brush at a time." *Cue dramatic music* Daaa da na na, da na na na. Hey you! Rebel plaque scum! Prepare to get wiped off the face of this place! *Brush, brush* *cooosh* "I see the rebel, but he is out of the small arms range, he appears to be hiding in the cavity over yonder. I am calling for artillery"

"but sir, we are too close. If you use artillery now we will be wiped out as well". *Dramatic music starts to fade back in*

"Aye, I know the way this works son. But I'll be damned if we allow this rebel scum to take over this place..."

"but....,sir?"

"You heard me, now follow orders." *Crash* Sir there appears to be something wrong here, we need...........*Cusssh* Screen fades to black. They came in as fluoride, they left as brothers, the bond between them is there last hope to get out of there without becoming spit..... To be continued, coming soon to a major gaming platform near you...."Call of Duty: The Toothpaste War" -2009

So there you have it. The next installment in the series of games. I just need to get in contact with Infinity Ward now though.

Roughly what it will look like. (Still in development so no negative Nancys)

I for one think they are pretty awesome. I think there are some I am still missing though. My personal favorite is the first one. The demon guy with a sword. Looks pretty sick. (in a good way! ) So yeah, thought I might as well post it here. (posted it in some other places too )

See a bigger picture here.