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Tuesday, Sep 1, 2009

I had mentioned about week ago that I would type up a review for Rob Zombie's second Halloween film, but I simply can't figure out how to go about describing what I witnessed when I saw it. Simply put, the film is an abomination and easily the very worst the series has to offer. I can't believe that Resurrection has been topped...I really didn't think a Halloween film could get any worse than that. At least Resurrection had those first good 10 minutes or so. This filth is so bad, it's bad. I can usually at least enjoy the initial ride that a Halloween film brings and think of a few good things to comment on. I can't think of a single thing I liked about the movie. I was either indifferent of some things and I hated many. His song selection was annoying and obviously he just thought, hey I like these songs let's see how I can fit them into my movie....and then have them play constantly in the background and show a 100 close ups of the TV playing some of these songs early in the film.

This "re-imagined" series that Zombie brought with his films in 2007 and 2009 is done in my opinion. The only hope I can think of is that he won't be back for Halloween 3-D which was announced a couple of days ago. Some might wonder how I can like the remake of Halloween and flat out despise the sequel to it. Apparently, it is because Zombie was kept at bay for the remake and the reins were loosened only a bit. With full control over the sequel, he was able to inflict a number of atrocities on a franchise that just isn't supposed to be like this. I just don't get how Zombie can claim to be inspired by Carpenter, count the original Halloween among his favorite films, and claim to know what Halloween fans want, and put out trash like this. I've lost all faith in Zombie as a horror director. House of a 1000 Corpses was garbage, The Devil's Rejects was superb but seemingly a fluke, the Halloween remake was decent, and this film was, as I said, an abomination.

0/10, worst in the franchise, Among the worst mainstream horror films of the decade. The trailer for Sorority Row (a remake in name only of an 80's slasher clas*ic, Sorority Row Massacre) was more enjoyable than this.

As for the PS3 news in the title, last night I go to put in surprise suprise, the Halloween remake, and it craps the bed. The yellow light of death...I never heard of this before, but then again, I don't even use the PS3 for gaming all that much. I still only have 2 games after close to 3 years (3 counting Super Stardust HD which I literally just downloaded). But it was my movie player. So now I have no Blu-ray player and compared to my actual upconverting DVD player, the PS3 was a beast. I guess the dust must have killed it, I don't know. So my options are, pay Sony $150 to fix it and wait forever for it (not happening), buy a new one (not happening for a long time), or just deal with it and not have a Blu-ray player for awhile (yep). First the PS3, then Halloween II....I'm probably due for another actual real/serious disappointment soon, it's been a good month and a half since I've had one of those. Hope not.

Category: Movies
Posted by Saruman1719, 11:08am
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I highly agree, I even gave it a half of a star out of 5 in my review. The camera was bad and the movie was dark, and those stupid hallucinations Myers had of his mother made me feel like I was experiencing an acid trip instead of watching a film...
Posted Sep 1, 2009 11:34 am PT
Wow your PS3 also has issues ! I'm making sure i don't do this update till furter notice. Thanks for the word up.
Posted Sep 1, 2009 2:45 pm PT
@horrorboy: I'm off to read yours now. I thought I was missing another Halloween review from my friends list.

@LexLas: Is that what it might be? I actually just updated it like two days ago for the first time in a year. I didn't make a connection until you just said that; it is hell of a coincidence otherwise...
Posted Sep 1, 2009 3:31 pm PT
@Saruman1719 - Yes lots of people are having the same problem. Hopefully they will fix it soon.
Posted Sep 1, 2009 3:47 pm PT
@LexLas: Wow, so the odds are high that Sony killed my PS3...and when I call them up, they'll play dumb and try to make me send them a payment along with my system. Thanks for the info man, time to investigate if I can actually do anything about it.
Posted Sep 1, 2009 3:51 pm PT
I agree with what you said about Halloween 2. I liked the remake and I was really looking forward to this but after watching it I was left disappointed. The word 'abomination' came to my mind as well when the credits started rolling.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 9:18 am PT
@grimseeker: I literally laughed out loud at you thinking it was an abomination as well. It was truly pathetic. It looks like many thought the same as well. I haven't run across anyone who has given this even a somewhat favorable review.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 4:24 pm PT
Dang all kinds of bad news here I haven't seen the 2nd remake yet but frankly I was afraid it was going to suck. I think the first one barely scrapped by for alot of reasons. As for the 3D thing. I'm so over it; it was a trivial thing at best in the late 80's and the concept hasn't changed much just shinier imagery, overall meh. The Sorority Row remake looks terrible. I have my eye on Jenifer's Body, 9, and of course The new Final Destination this month.
Posted Sep 3, 2009 7:27 pm PT
I had only planned on catching this on DVD...I don't think I'll even do that
Posted Sep 4, 2009 7:44 am PT
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