Hi. I...uh...I'm at level 6 now!!!!!! THAT IS SO GRAND! YEAH! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go send a PM to every single GameSpot user and tell them the exciting news!

Oh, and I might just start a union.

UPDATED: I did just start a union. . .and I just need ONE MORE OFFICER, so...IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS WHO WERE SENT A REQUEST TO JOIN ARE READING THIS, JOIN THE UNION NOW. It is one that pretty much everyone should be able to honestly join. Updated on May 16

I am rather angry right now. I have been using the Gamespot Basic Services a lot, and I can't get to Level 6, which means I can't write a community review for a game. Does any kind soul have any tips for me? I am desperate to get to LEVEL 6!

Because it just is!

But, let me be more specific. It just simply rocks. That is about as specific as I can get.

Actually, let me make a bulleted list:

*It is a 3D platformer with shooter stages.

*It stars a squirrel

*It had a sweet, sweet multiplayer

*It had the best humor in any game to date

*The N64 graphics looked amazing

*The game moved at an alarmingly fast pace

*It has a sodomy-loving gargoyle

*It was made by Rare

*Conker slices the Nintendo logo with a chainsaw (I like Nintendo, but that was funny.)

*You get to fight a boss called the Great Mighty Poo. How (CENSORED) awesome is that?!

*The music is so great that I happen to have a soundtrack to this game. Seriously.

*The poo effects, graphics, sound, vocals, and lyrics, were hilarious and engaging

*The story is...ridiculous...

*You can get drunk and pee on people

*It had tons and tons of swearing, violence and suggestive themes

*It turned Nintendo haters around and showed that Nintendo could support an adult-oriented game

*It was really, really, really, really pretty, funny, fun, exciting, varied, unique, challenging, complex, and every other positive adjective you could possibly think of.

So, that is pretty much it. In other words: EVERYTHING.