You Know You Have a Problem When...
...You start to come up with ideas for your spreadsheet at work during your own time. ;) I Can't Think of a Good Title, so I Won't Bother.
Hmm. Today I have a short story to tell. Quite an amusing one (well, I think so). I read about this in a (quality) newspaper a few years ago and it came to mind, so I thought that I'd share it.... 21 Things of Little Consequence Regarding Me...
Or is it "21 Things About Me (Who Is of Little Consequence)."? :lol: Anyway, I'm stuck for a good idea for a blog entry and I've been meaning to do one of these for a while (I just never got... A Day in the Life of a Worker Bee (Office Drone?).
He wakes up at 6.30a.m. and walks to the bathroom. He looks in the mirror and sees a pair of puffy, glazed and bloodshot eyes staring back (the creases beneath them seem to grow with each passing... Jake's Misadventures with the GIMP.
Well, nobody can say that I didn't try (well they can , but they'd be wrong ;) ). After consulting fantasyfacade (the esteemed leader of the RPG Universe), I took her advice and had a play... The News in 1984.
I was just passing through the kitchen and I caught a piece of the news (yes, we have a TV in our kitchen ;) ) that stated: "...Tony Blair said he was really disappointed that his plans were... It's not Me, it's Everybody Else...
WARNING: This entry contains spoilers for "Signs" , starring Mel Gibson . I've just been round to a friend's house, watching TV with him and his girlfriend. After the usual... An Application of Murphy's Law.
Why is it that whenever I want something, I can't find it? :( I want to play Vagrant Story again (must have been all that dribbling I've been doing about it in the unions recently ;) ), but I... Three Cheers for Michael Vaughan.
This is just a short note written to congratulate Michael Vaughan (the captain of the England and Wales cricket team), who scored a century on his Test match return after 18 months out with... Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.
Hmm, this blog really has been getting too depressing (not to mention serious) lately. Anyone would think that I do nothing except whinge and whine while getting on my (very) high horse. At this... Show Me the Money.
[ I apologise to anyone who starts to read this again thinking that it's a new entry (the lack of comments suggest that this will be no-one, then ;) ). The trouble was that I had so much to say... Which Brings Me to...Dissidence?
Tony Blair. I really despise that guy. :evil: Even more so than Margaret Thatcher. :evil: :evil: How does my last blog post bring me here? Well I'll explain, but not in too much detail as this... All Good Things Must Come to an End...
After a blissfully quiet two weeks off work (apart from the appointments at the bank), it was time to return again on Monday. I really shouldn't complain too much: I've got it pretty good barring... Am I Becoming (or Have I Become) an Addict?
I came home at 4a.m. last night (this morning?) and instead of going straight to bed, I felt a compulsion I couldn't possibly resist: I absolutely had to turn on my PC to check whether there were... Woo-Hoo! I've Got My Car Back.
Finally! My car has been returned to me after being lovingly serviced by a friend of the family (it took him almost a week in his spare time). This means that I'm no longer marooned in the quiet... The Slow and Silent Approach of the Grim Reaper...
Ack. Today I've reached one of the marker posts on the path of life. Yep, it's my 30th birthday :( Does this mean I have nothing but greying temples, a receding hairline and a further... Possible Example of Good Business Sense
I am in the process of borrowing money so that I may buy a new home. The amount I am after is £100,000, which will get me an average dwelling in the North-West of England. Now most people would... One of Life's Great Questions?
Why is it that as soon as I take two weeks off work that I get a cold? :evil: The Trials and Tribulations of a (Semi) Englishman
Against my better judgement, I decided (like I always do, being quasi-English) to watch the aforementioned football match, which is a group qualifying match for the European Championships next... Hmm...
This is my first journal entry and I'm not entirely sure what to write about or what I'm doing in general so should anyone have the misfortune to be reading this, I can only beg for your...