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Monday, Oct 5, 2009

Well havent been making a blog in a while again. im going to officially give myself a title. Achievement Freak.

my gamer card(which is somewhere on my profile) has increased from about 2500 gamerscore to about 5200 in almost two months. having plenty of fun with my 360. and if you want to friend request me my gamercard should be on my profile page somewhere.

heres the joke

Cyanide Please

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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Lol that was a good one.
Posted Oct 5, 2009 2:15 pm PT
Oh so that is what can help you get that. And you must be really busy to get that much more of score on your xbox gamer card. Keep on gaming and have fun making it go higher.
Posted Oct 5, 2009 8:00 pm PT
prescription for cyanide?
Posted Oct 6, 2009 2:03 am PT
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