my old phone was pretty freakin gay it went to some pages slow, sent texts slow, MADE texts slow and even mixed some of the letters up. it also felt like everytime i flipped it open it would snap in half. which is what i felt like doing to it almost everyday.

this new phone is still a flip phone but it does every aforementioned things ten times better. if only it had a camera.

and as some of you know my ipod was recently stolen. it feels so weird without. i did alot of things with it. i had a few birthday reminders in there, i used the notes to remember things. and not to mention all the funny videos and music i had on it.

i have to use my old mp3 player. this one was like my very first one.

it looks like this but blue.

http://www.gizmowatch.com/entry/clip-on-dn-clmp128-mp3-player

i wish i at least had an ipod shuffle if i have to have something like that. i cant use all the stuff i got on itunes on the blue thing. but this will be another problem that can be solved with a job.

until the next blog

yes i know devastating isnt it. i let my friend use it and he said he put it in my backpack. he even let me check through his stuff so he cud prove he wasnt lying. and his pockets. im hoping that i can at least get a job to get 2 this time. a 16GB ipod touch and a 120GB Ipod classic. (memory stingy ). all the stuff i had on my ipod is on my computer. Which means i dont have to purchase anything from Itunes twice so i dont have to spend anymore than 600 (wow did i just say that, god thats alot)

Needless to say im mad and sad. its gonna be wierd without it but on the brightside im getting a new phone soon. my current one is dyslexic or something.

nuthin new to tell you about except that i beat bioshock. very fun

and now the joke.

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.