I found this on myspace and it was an amusing end to a very blah and depressing week I've had...

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this  Ice Ice _______

You remember watching:
Doug
Ren & Stimpy
Pinky and the Brain
AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
TGIF
Step by Step
Family Matters
Dinosaurs
Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer ****at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by:
rock paper scissors or
bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (Ours was Down, Down Baby)

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
The Magic School Bus
Wishbone
Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
the 1st Batman
Aladdin
Ninja Turtles
3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears.

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . .

Before MIKE JONES .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . .

Before Spongebob .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.

You had slap braclets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

First of all thanks for all the birthday wishes, Okay, I'm almost a month late on it, but hey I said it and I really appreciated everyone of them. Now on with the things I've realized.

• I cannot find a new Club Pogo 3 month subscription card at KMart, so I can't use the site after May 14th 2007.
• Dustin Diamond (Screech) is a complete dumbass.
• John Edwards has some gorgeous hair.
• Reading The Wire recaps at televisionwithoutpity.com can really cheer me up when I'm sad.
• My cable provider erased this Episode 5 of the The Tudors even though it's supposed to be there until September.
• Watching Oprah can really depress me sometimes
• I can't watch any show now with people getting married, pregnant, or having children (includes soaps) because it depresses me too much.
  
• The VCR in my DVD recorder doesn't work properly and I have no money to buy a new one.
• I should probably answer that message Cindy sent me on Myspace, so she doesn't think I'm a stupid jackass.
• I should really clean my room pronto
• Being alone sucks majorly.
• Staying awake for 38 hours straight because you cannot get to sleep is really not good for you.
• Chicago Hope comes on Discovery Health at 5AM and 8AM.
• Alec Baldwin and Stacy Keach have really gained a lot of weight.
• If I have to watch Dora the Explorer or Little Bear with Jessica again, I'm going to scream.
• Chamomile and lavender lotion does not help you sleep even if they swear it on the bottle.
• George W. Bush still looks like a Keebler elf.
• Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip is coming back on NBC May 24th 2007.
• God Bless Roger Ebert!!!!
• The View is going to be back to it's bland self when Rosie O'Donnell leaves in June.
  
• Sometimes looking on people's MySpace pages is very upsetting.
• Sometimes I feel like the song "Mr. Cellophane" is written about me.

• Shockingly another blog from Filmspot

So as I celebrate my 26th birthday today (and yet for some reason feel really old ) I'd really only want one thing (okay I want 2 things but since Dominic West ain't breaking up with his rich girlfriend who he had a baby daughter with last year, that one's not happening. ). Anyway, that one thing is that tv.com actually work properly for 5 days straight. See I'm not even talking forever, just 5 days.

It seems today all my retired guides came back and I know what three of them are, but the other two I have no idea. Now, I'm thrilled that the 2 show guides I had to work on twice to get their editorship finally show up with me being an editor, but now I have to re-retire myself for the guides I don't edit anymore.

I doubt I'm going to do anything special for my birthday. Since I'm in a blah mood, I feel I may watch some musicals to cheer me up. Since I watched "Chicago" the other night, I think I'll watch Rent and Into the Woods.

Special thanks to Ang (KFCgravy), for being the first to wish me a Happy Birthday on my Myspace page.

Now, I'm off to retire from those guides I know about and try to discover what the other 2 are.

Hey with all this blogging at FilmSpot, maybe I'll finally make it to Level 2. It's actually quite nice over here. I should add some movies to my profile.

~Heather

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