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Sunday, Oct 11, 2009

There had been a number of times in the past where various accidents happened to my consoles and I felt like outlining them here for the heck of it. Feel free to share your consoles' bad days, too.

PlayStation



PSX pic

Depending on the model you have, the PSX is either incredibly sturdy or incredibly fragile. I heard stories of people having their PSX break on them from a very small fall. Mine fell on the floor 4 times with height varying from 1 to 3 feets, received water/juice a couple of times and suffered from overheating often. It's still working flawlessly - as I'm typing this, my mom is playing Spyro 1 on it. And the most funny part? It's chipped, which is supposed to reduce a console's life.

Nintendo 64

Jungle green n64 pic

Well my cameleon-colored 64 got an overall good treatment, mainly due to the fact that it was on a very low table. I don't remember it falling or receiving any liquid. The worst that happened to it was an EXTREME overheat. It was a burning hot summer day (at least 32C) and my whole family was trying to find some cold - my sis in the bath, my mom in front of two fans, my dad drinking cup of cold water after cup of cold water. Me? I was just sitting there wearing a winter coat, playing Super Mario 64. It didn't occur to me that the console may be overheating until, out of pure randomness, I laid my feet on it. The console literally burned me, haha.

Dreamcast


dreamcast picred gamepad
Also known as one of the most fragile consoles to ever grace the gaming industry, the DC has its share of stories. Stopping working for no reason at all, recurrent disk reading errors, corrupting VMUs (the console's memory cards)... mine has an incredible story. It fell on the floor a minimum of 10 times, again with a varying height of 2 to 4 feets. It also received its shares of liquids. But once, it fell from the freaking top of a piece of furniture which was about 5 feets high. And it was caused by my sister running through my controller's cable so it was literally sent flying across the room. It rammed against the floor, the top was opened by the sheer force of the impact, the CD got ejected and the console did a couple of barrel rolls before it stopped moving. All of it happened so fast, I didn't have time to react ; I was just staring at it, fearing the worst.

Today, after all these years of gameplay, it still works flawlessly. And my DC is chipped, too. Incredible, huh? The only thing that's messed up are the controllers' ports, you gotta hold the cables in a certain way for it to see the gamepad. Just a minor nuisance, though.

PlayStation 2/PS2 Slim

reg ps2 picps2 slim

While the PS2 remains the most fragile console out of the 6th gen (GC, XBOX...), it still is quite sturdy. My friend had a PS2 since it came out - apart from a weird sound coming from the DVD drive upon boot, it still works perfectly fine.

Nah, the big problem with PS2's are the slim versions. I swear I care a lot about my stuff - my Smash Melee disc is still without any scratches and I had it since 2001. But the slims were just manufactered without any care for resilience. Four of them broke on me. FOUR !... Caused by overheating and playing games that demands a lot of loading (I'm thinking Valkyrie Profile 2). Seriously, don't play with a PS2 slim on a hot summer day. Like me, you may be going to the toilets, coming back and seeing a nice green screen.

GameCube

gc pic

My GC hasn't suffered from a lot of stuff, just a few falls and... overuse of Action Replay

Wii

wii pic

That console hasn't been around in my room for a very long time, yet it already experienced about the same treatment has my DC did. It suffered from a lot of falls (more than 10... blame the abundance of cables) and it received a lot of liquids. A cup full of orange juice that messed up both my Wii's POWER and RESET buttons (they don't even move anymore), a full night receiving heavy rain from outside, and a couple of more cups containing water. And my Wii is also chipped (well actually, softmodded) which I believe may be damaging the console's NAND over the time. But I honestly don't care, the fun and enjoying I'm getting out of the homebrewed stuff finally makes that 300$ I spent on it worthy.

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Posted by Rovelius, 9:07pm
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The only systems I've ever had ANY issues with have been the original NES, which always needed those pins cleaned, and the X360, which is the worst console ever built, especially from a reliability standpoint.
Posted Oct 11, 2009 10:56 pm PT
That is a lot action for your consoles
I really don't remember my consoles falling or anything but the most recent thing happened to my PS3 is my bird taking out the logo and chewing it. I can no longer put it back and my PS3 is now logoless LOOOOOOOL
Posted Oct 11, 2009 11:41 pm PT
@TheKungFool

Oh gawd, how could I even forget about the pins LOL? And I suppose that's why I'm getting a PS3.

@alidallal
Having two sisters don't help... they're not crazy but I suppose you know what kind of results happen when three kids are tearing themselves apart just for the controller. By the way, would that bird happen to be a Micro$oft fanboy? lmao
Posted Oct 12, 2009 1:21 am PT
My SNES literally has a hole in the bottom of it that you can stick maybe 2 fingers in, and it still works fine. You're consoles sure so take a beating though! sheesh
Posted Oct 12, 2009 1:51 am PT
Well, surprisingly, the most console breakdowns I ever had is on my PS3. Twice in a year.

Oh yeah, careful with the talk of "modding" here on Gamespot. It is quite a volatile subject.
Posted Oct 12, 2009 4:20 am PT
I may have to report you for console mistreatment...

Here's my consoles bad days:
PS2- my ps2 has never not worked and I've never dropped (and now its on the ground so I can't drop it) for the 7 years I've had it. But there is one problem I remember, Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets didn't play right (it was double imaged) when I tried it the week I got the PS2 in 2002.

GC- A couple annoyance with this but not too much considering how many times I pulled it down off the shelf with those short gamecube controller cords. Once in awhile, my Gamecube won't read any disc for day or so, I just keep wiping stuff and eventually it'll work.

N64- I've actually only had this about 2 years and the only thing that I've noticed was overheating but that's normal for those darn N64's.
Posted Oct 12, 2009 6:54 am PT
@garrett_duffman
Huh that's impressing, how did it happen? No dust every collects under the console's gray fur?

@galeria86
That's surprising indeed... not very lucky, are you? Thanks for the advice but if I remember correctly, chipping a console is perfectly legal - what you do with it, however... that's the volatile subject, lol. Ain't getting into that.

@cornerback3
loll that would be funny. Still, I think only 10% of my console's accidents happened because of me - it was always my sisters.

Yeah I remember my GC would stop reading discs every once in a while, I would move around the lens and it would work again for a few days.
Posted Oct 12, 2009 4:36 pm PT
I uh... "accidentally" stabbed into it with a screwdriver. I dont exactly remember the context of the stab, but whatever happened, it revived my SNES lol, it works better than it did before.
Posted Oct 12, 2009 8:07 pm PT
I understand the situation. Me and my brothers used to fight all the time over videogames when we were young but not any more. My youngest brother is studying at the university now so we don't fight any more. As for the bird I guess he is indeed a microsoft fanboy LOOOL because he had many things to chew on but he chose the PS3
I posted a blog sometime before about this bird and his gang brothers chewing an electrical wire . There is a picture too if you wanna check it out
Posted Oct 12, 2009 11:17 pm PT
Man, I really would not want to be a console in your house lol. How do you send them falling to floor and cover them with liquids so much lol. I hope I never end up with a used console from your house haha.
Posted Oct 12, 2009 11:22 pm PT
I think you need bubble wrap! My main problem is that my dad used to smoke around my consoles and that killed a few of them
Posted Oct 13, 2009 10:44 am PT
The craziest horror story I have is how I broke my PSX. It lasted a pretty long time (about from since it first came out until about a year after the PS2 came out) but then, late in the console's cycle, I decided to rent a game called Mortal Kombat: Special Forces, a horrible, horrible game whose only redeeming feature was featuring an African-American lead character. So one day I'm playing this turd and enduring such lines as "You want some fries with that whup-@$$?" and I finally get tired of the terrible gameplay. So I turn off the PSX and take the disc out...and it takes the entire disc wheel (the cylinder that holds the disc in place) along with it. It just shattered into pieces right from under the game disc. I was flabbergasted. Apparently my taste in games was so poor that my PSX itself suffered for it.
Posted Oct 14, 2009 10:30 am PT
@garrett_duffman
By the Nine living walrus! You actually.. STABBED A SNES? I don't know but if I was you I'd be careful, a lot of people out there are harcore fanboys of the SNES. GameSpot is a dark, dark place.

But the fact it revived it is totally unbelievable.

@alidallal
Yeah I can picture that pretty well, my friend has two bros and even as teenagers there's always some ruckus over at his place. We're talking on the mic and I often hear stuff I wished I didn't LOL

But I honestly think that bird would be in danger if I saw this pic. I'm no PS3 fanboy yet but I can't predict the future lol jk I wanna see that pic

@lazyhoboguy
You know what's funny? I just remembered something about my GC, it actually completely stopped working on me once. Not from bad treatment, I just played too many dang hours on the thing lol. So I went to the pawn shop and tried my luck into selling it to them... there was like a chance in millions that it would read the disc. And it did. I got 40$ from selling a near-broken GC. Then I bought another one with that money, the GC was sitting right next to my old one. From the same shop LOL

@roguele_beau
Bubble wrap wouldn't last long with all these cats I have... a number over 10. And yeah, smoke sucks. My mom used to smoke a LOT and, at some point, my Wii was actually yellow LOL. It took time to notice though because my light bulb was almost dead, yellow-ish... it's when I replaced it that I noticed.
Posted Oct 15, 2009 9:37 pm PT
@Dualmask
Wow that's being unlucky. Were you able to get a replacement from evil Dr. Sony? I'll make sure to never play that game lol. Something similar hapenned to my friend's DS though, he was playing Metroid Prime Hunters and the game card somehow got broken (I think it fell on the floor) so he clipped back the two plastic thingies making up the casing, yeah? And, for a weird reason, when he got back into the game, MAN if you only saw those glitches. You could fly around because the gravity was messed up, the sound engine was broken and quite a lot of maps were missing collision or triggers... but it was awesome LOL unfortunately it didn't work on WiFi.
Posted Oct 15, 2009 9:38 pm PT
The Dreamcast story was the awesomest. I still feel that Sega Dreamcast was/is the most underappreciated console ever. It had one of the highest ratios of kick-ass games per # of titles. And, most of them, cheap.
Posted Oct 16, 2009 9:56 am PT
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