I saw the thing that goes something like:

98% of teens have tried smoking pot.

If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your sig.

I think that figure is a little off, I can't think of anyone I know who has actually smoked pot. I think 98% sounds like a figure taken from either: a) a study where they asked the sort of people who think it's fun to give wrong answers on these kinds of tests, or b) a study that was biased in an attempt to sway public support in favor of pot.

Oh, and for the record, I don't smoke pot and never have, so I'll probably stick this in next time I change my signature.

Also, my old sig, for those who are curious:

Here comes a* new challenger! YOU MUST CRUSH THEM**!
*Singular **Plural

Also, since my current sig will probably be taken out eventually, I will post it here for posterity:

The Raven, Gamespot Style

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered, weak and weary
Over many a webpage of games I had long forgot
As I looked around the 'Net I suddenly was disappointed
For the fine and friendly folk who run a website called Gamespot
Had written beside a game I long had waited for
Game's Release Date: Nevermore

And for the record, someone whose name I forget has a signature which begs the question: If your sig contains a large picture of a rotating PSP, a smaller, animated picture of a PSP, and an animation of some guy mistaking a DS for a toilet, do you really not see the hypocrisy in including a sig tag that says "fanboy hater" in the same sig?! Just thought I'd ask.

(Note the well-placed interrobang!)