After gourging on hearts in The Darkness, stealing from the dead in Bioshock and knifing poor beggers in Assassin's Creed, I've finally decided I could really use a break from games that would make a grown man flinch.

I love cartoons and birthday parties so obviously I'm going to pick-up Viva Pinata next...except it's IMPOSSIBLE to find! I'm not lying either, I've been to at least 5 different game stores and 3 pawn shops and absolutely nothing turned up. Is the game really that popular?

Does it feel like games getting shorter to anyone else?The past week I've gotten 5 games for my 360 and I beat each one in about 2 days (besides Beautiful Katamari which took about 2 and a half hours.) I'd like to buy a game that would last me a good solid week, any suggestions? Too Human looks good, I could wait for that to be released...but then again I'd probably beat it to quickly. :'(

I guess I'm out of dumb stuff to say for this week. So I leave you with Freddy Kruger playing an electric!

Ya, it's me! I finally got back from my trip to Edmonton and am very pleased to tell you, I am the proud owner of an Xbox 360 and Assassin's Creed (remember when the word Assassin was funnny?) I beat the game in a matter of two days and am busting with joy. The graphics are amazing and I'm addicted to unlocking achievements. Although I am currently spooning the console, there are some things I can't stand about the system.

The noise of the fan is UNBEARABLE. During some of the quieter moments of game play, the fan completely blocks out the voices. The power box=HUGE! I couldn't believe the size of the thing when I unwrapped it. It's the size of my dog's head...yeah. The RROD...I can't wait for that! I'm so nervous that I feel the side of the d*** thing every five seconds. Other than that, amazing!

I'm going to be heading down to the mall with a couple of friends in a few days when I get payed, and I wanna know what game you people think I should get. Halo 3, Gears of War, The Darkness, Bad company, or Dark Sector. Also, if you have any advice on how to keep my 360 in working condition for a LONG time, it would be greatly appreciated.

Yes that's right, I finally have 100 friends! So, because of this joyous occasion I thought I'd inform you guys on what's going to happen for the next month or so...get ready for reading.

No not really, but she did head off to Britain for about a month and a half. I'm going to be staying at my dad's house for the rest of July and august, and when school time approaches, I'll be at my house with my older brother. While I'm here, there are two things that I hope happen: 1. We go on a road trip to Edmonton and 2. I get an Xbox 360. So that's that. NEXT TOPIC!

Yes I know, once I get into the tens and twenties the experience will only drag by like a zombie that's missing half of it's person, but still, when I hope to go up by at least 35% so I can get a bit closer to the magnificent level 10, only to be disappointed with a 3% gain, it's heart crushing...

I joined Giant Bomb a few days ago to see what all the fuss was about, and to be honest, I wasn't impressed. I checked over some of the posts I had seen and was seriously disappointed with the restrictions on the site, which apparently, was none. Racist, homophobic, and and all around people had littered the site with insults and hostility towards one another.

The site isn't even that pleasing to look at. It looks like something I had thrown together in grade 7 computers. I'm sure that once (and if) they start to set guidelines and restriction the site will be a bit better, but still won't pry me away from my beloved Gamespot.

Congratulations! You have officially been filled in on the thoughts of a lazy 13 year-old! Make sure to stay tuned for updates and pictures of the trips I'll be taking soon. 'til next time guys!