Yup, after two and a half years my 360 finally crapped out on me. It said, "No, I won't play games for you anymore! Go buy your precious Elite you tan bastard!"

Thus with its final message finally given meaning once I downloaded Catan off the arcade, it froze for its first and final time.

I blame the intercooler because partial I think the problems originated from when I first used it, but I took it off before it gave some serious side affects.

So with more free time I plan to... Look at more porn, check out the mall, go hiking, do less sports, go on my computer 24/7, rent movies at high prices, get a credit card, learn to drive, play a guitar, throw chocolate at fat people, watch random youtube videos, play and download hentai games, help out friends, leech off friend's xbox360, buy an elite, climb some trees, break into a person house, prepare a CD composed of cursing for my math teacher, fail cooking class, get a 3.75 GPA, get back on Guild Wars, grow a beard, shave my head bald, give myself the image of a anime character, harass women, dress like a terrorist, search for the black market, go meet a pimp, buy myself pimp knuckles, and most of all molest people like you reading this

So enjoy the time I spend with you, because you'll never find another person like me, unless my white counter-part friend named Zack.

He is my best friend and the only thing separating me from him is that fact that his dad hates muslims and my dad hates red necks.