Gotta love Maxine...
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida...
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like me to solve today? Yes!
Think about this one:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians... It creates a hostile work environment.
If this offends you or if you're afraid to agree with this for fear of offending someone, guess what.. you're part of the problem..
I've spent most of my morning, today, procrastinating by getting caught up on some games coming out that I've overlooked. Aion sounded so very sweet with you being able to have 'wings' by lvl 10 (I think) and aerial combat (something I'd love to do in WOW since I'm a druid with flight form) but as far as I can tell, it's a pvevp, pvp and pve mix, mmo (I haven't been able to confirm if it's pvevp only) which sucks for me since I love to pve with the occasional pvp when I feel like it, and with NCSoft behind the wheel, it's probably going to be a 'grind-fest'.. don't get me wrong, I love grind-fests, just not in my games.. *giggling*
Another one that I looked into was Edge of Twilight. The e3 09 trailers, not at gamespot.com btw, completely intrigued me (Someone Special & The Fall).... beautiful 'mood' music, poetic narration... It's 3rd person which sorta blows but the fighting/combat reminds me of Devil May Cry.. anyway, I hope it's just not all smoking mirrors but only time will tell since it's back in development hell for who knows how long.
*Disclaimer: Procrastination, young grass-hoppa, isn't for faint of heart since it takes years to master*
I played COD:World at War yesterday, only to die countless times.. lol. I would love to say that the game just flat out handed me my ass on a platter but sadly, it wasn't that, I apparently have come across a glitch/bug in the game as which that I get 'stuck' on something and can only run in one direction. It reminds me of my controller joystick 'sticking' and not being able to move, turn, etc.. 
So, I resorted to playing WoW.... running around doing 'drive-by moons' to only be giggled at, hugged, licked, danced with, and a few times smacked.. *giggling*
